10-03-2003, 10:29 AM | #1 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: Sydney
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To be a Male at this time of the year
requires nothing but a love of sports and the need to be prepared.
Reflection comes from the baggage we carry. The Male The Female Tongue in cheek.
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There's a fine line between participation and mockery Last edited by cchris; 10-03-2003 at 10:44 AM.. |
10-03-2003, 02:08 PM | #5 (permalink) | |
Sky Piercer
Location: Ireland
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Sheesh! The idiotic things people say!
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10-05-2003, 12:28 PM | #11 (permalink) |
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Location: this ain't kansas, toto
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the stuff i carry is somewhere in between those two pics
add ciggies, a bic lighter, artificial tears, a pen, lipbalm & give or take 15 credit card receipts to the first pic & you've got the baggage i carry around in a very small purse.
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10-06-2003, 06:05 AM | #12 (permalink) |
The Cover Doesn't Match The Book
Location: in a van down by the river
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other than the gun, that's about right
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SWM, tattooed, seeks meaningful tits and beer. Enjoys biker mags, pornography, and Sunday morning walks to the liquor store. Winners of erotic hot dog eating contests given priority. |
10-08-2003, 10:19 PM | #16 (permalink) |
Loser
Location: Far too far from my Angel....
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I hate to be the one who points this out, but this is just the stuff that you'd see in each gender's pockets.....
Women carry purses for a reason - time and space have no particular form inside a purse. Given a large enough handbag, a woman will be able to fit: a modest-sized troupe of circus clowns a compact (no, not the makeup/mirror thing, a VW Jetta) chewing gum Jimmy Hoffa's corpse (and the 55-gallon drum it's in) makeup keys scraps of paper with useless notes on them a hair brush approximately $3,671.32 in random change tissues - some with lipstick marks, some without credit cards for every financial institution on the planet a spare button an espresso machine more makeup Go ahead, test it out sometime....but remember, it only works with women doing the putting-in and taking-out. Last edited by wry1; 10-08-2003 at 10:24 PM.. |
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