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Old 10-03-2003, 10:29 AM   #1 (permalink)
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To be a Male at this time of the year

requires nothing but a love of sports and the need to be prepared.

Reflection comes from the baggage we carry.

The Male



The Female



Tongue in cheek.
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Old 10-03-2003, 11:26 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Hmm I've never know a woman carry that little. I think you've missed things like make up, wet wipes, mirrors, photos, spare clothes, map, bottled water and a hell of a lot more things.
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Old 10-03-2003, 12:30 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Heheheh...Keys-Wallet-Phone
that is my mental checklist I use everytime I step outside my front door!
And that female photo was WAY too conservative!
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Old 10-03-2003, 12:51 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Don't put condoms in your wallet. It damages them.
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Old 10-03-2003, 02:08 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by Four Fingers
Don't put condoms in your wallet. It damages them.
how does a bit of latex damage a leather wallet?

Sheesh! The idiotic things people say!
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Old 10-03-2003, 06:06 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 10-04-2003, 06:34 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Take the phone out and add a jack knife... Yup, thats me.
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Old 10-04-2003, 06:39 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Orr.. if in Texas we have concealed carry .....
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Old 10-05-2003, 06:21 AM   #9 (permalink)
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very true chris.
that male check list is spot on. bottle opener on the key ring is very important.
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Old 10-05-2003, 06:50 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Location: Australia, Perth
Mine is even more simple, cause i don't have a mobile. Ie keys and wallet.

Nice one though, also, i definitley second the need the bottle opener on the keys!
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Old 10-05-2003, 12:28 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Location: this ain't kansas, toto
the stuff i carry is somewhere in between those two pics

add ciggies, a bic lighter, artificial tears, a pen, lipbalm & give or take 15 credit card receipts to the first pic & you've got the baggage i carry around in a very small purse.
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Old 10-06-2003, 06:05 AM   #12 (permalink)
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other than the gun, that's about right
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Old 10-06-2003, 09:28 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Thanks cchris. I've printed your male check list out, so I'll never leave home without them!
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Old 10-06-2003, 06:10 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Keys, wallet, pen and pencil. Gotta have a pen and pencil.

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Old 10-08-2003, 01:53 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Minus the keys. I dont drive. Wallet and mobile phone are essentials though.
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Old 10-08-2003, 10:19 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Location: Far too far from my Angel....
I hate to be the one who points this out, but this is just the stuff that you'd see in each gender's pockets.....

Women carry purses for a reason - time and space have no particular form inside a purse. Given a large enough handbag, a woman will be able to fit:
a modest-sized troupe of circus clowns
a compact (no, not the makeup/mirror thing, a VW Jetta)
chewing gum
Jimmy Hoffa's corpse (and the 55-gallon drum it's in)
makeup
keys
scraps of paper with useless notes on them
a hair brush
approximately $3,671.32 in random change
tissues - some with lipstick marks, some without
credit cards for every financial institution on the planet
a spare button
an espresso machine
more makeup



Go ahead, test it out sometime....but remember, it only works with women doing the putting-in and taking-out.

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