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Hail Citizens!
En route from Nebula M78, Giant Hamburger was escorting the captured monster Seabohzu to the Space Graveyard when he collided with an earth space ship piloted by Science Patrol officer Bernadette. Out of compassion, the interplanetary hamburger combined his cosmic energy with the fatally wounded Bernadette, so that the Science Patrol officer might live. As she was safely returned to Earth she whispered the words, “you are it.”
I now must return to my intergalactic responsibilities but before I do I shall select Snoogans as my successor. You, my friend, are now “It.” Please, use this power only for the cause of good.
-GH
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