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G_Whiz · 10-07-2003, 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by minyn
im going to Angel, i dont know if Niceguy will be able to lick me clean.....

Don't worry minyn, NiceGuy will have plenty of help from the rest of us. What's the point to an orgy if we can't all enjoy the fruits of our labors??

OK, Angel and Minx, you start at one end, GS and I will start at the other. We can lick to the middle.

Oh, BTW, is the TAG game still going on???

Minx · 10-07-2003, 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by G_Whiz
Don't worry minyn, NiceGuy will have plenty of help from the rest of us. What's the point to an orgy if we can't all enjoy the fruits of our labors??

OK, Angel and Minx, you start at one end, GS and I will start at the other. We can lick to the middle.

Oh, BTW, is the TAG game still going on???

We were playing tag?

G_Whiz · 10-07-2003, 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Minx
We were playing tag?

I know that we were at one time. I'm not so sure anymore.

GSRIDER · 10-07-2003, 08:38 AM

Oh wait, Minx is pool side. I think I'll lend my "expertise" to her. I love the she giggles when I hit her sweet spot.

Giant Hamburger · 10-07-2003, 09:02 AM

Hail Citizens!

En route from Nebula M78, Giant Hamburger was escorting the captured monster Seabohzu to the Space Graveyard when he collided with an earth space ship piloted by Science Patrol officer Bernadette. Out of compassion, the interplanetary hamburger combined his cosmic energy with the fatally wounded Bernadette, so that the Science Patrol officer might live. As she was safely returned to Earth she whispered the words, “you are it.”

I now must return to my intergalactic responsibilities but before I do I shall select Snoogans as my successor. You, my friend, are now “It.” Please, use this power only for the cause of good.
-GH

G_Whiz · 10-07-2003, 09:34 AM

Ahhhh. The GH appeared.

I guess we are still playing TAG.

*G_Whiz returns to his tongue work.* Ummmm, tasty.

ForgottenKnight · 10-07-2003, 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by minyn
im going to Angel, i dont know if Niceguy will be able to lick me clean.....

...You highly underestimate me...

Quote:

Originally posted by G_Whiz
Don't worry minyn, NiceGuy will have plenty of help from the rest of us. What's the point to an orgy if we can't all enjoy the fruits of our labors??

...I don't need the help, but I'm a nice guy, so I'll share... but only if minyn doesn't mind...

minyn · 10-07-2003, 03:02 PM

i cannot believe im getting passed around now =P

Minx · 10-07-2003, 03:40 PM

Don't worry Minyn....I know you are in good hands (ummm err tongue, that is) with NiceGuy but as a relative new-comer to our esteemed game we will make sure you are safe and sound!

GS honey are you going to come over here and make sure I don't get all lonesome by myself?

Oh...and who the heck did the Grand Burger tag as it again?

G_Whiz · 10-07-2003, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by minyn
i cannot believe im getting passed around now =P

Relax and enjoy it minyn. This is the safest group grope you'll ever find.

Minx, who said you were alone? Just because you've been a little absent (is that like being a little pregnant?) doesn't mean that you can escape my minstrations!!!

Snoogans is the IT. Everyone beware.

ForgottenKnight · 10-07-2003, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Minx
Don't worry Minyn....I know you are in good hands (ummm err tongue, that is) with NiceGuy but as a relative new-comer to our esteemed game we will make sure you are safe and sound!

Yeah, you're in safe hands, tongue, and everything else with me

ForgottenKnight · 10-07-2003, 08:34 PM

(haha! i am minyn on niceguys computer!) and he's making me a smoothie! i feel special! "no alcohol chief, i have homework to do.... and no youre name is not homework!"

Delicious.

Snoogans · 10-07-2003, 09:01 PM

First of all I would like to give thanks to Mr. Hamburger for bestowing onto me this great honour, I shall try my hardest to use this power only for the good of mankind.

After careful reviewing of the "Have you ever been it?" thread, I believe I found someone truly worthy of the title...

HAWKEYE! You are now it, enjoy.

hawkeye · 10-07-2003, 09:26 PM

hanging around for 24 pages, and Finally! Thank you, snoogans, I now know what true power is, holding the fate of many in the palm of my hand......
I think I'd rather have a drink, hey, NiceGuy, you still tarbending?
(oh, umm....YourNeverThere, you're It!)

ForgottenKnight · 10-07-2003, 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hawkeye
hanging around for 24 pages, and Finally! Thank you, snoogans, I now know what true power is, holding the fate of many in the palm of my hand......
I think I'd rather have a drink, hey, NiceGuy, you still tarbending?
(oh, umm....YourNeverThere, you're It!)

Glad you've finally recieved your chance to be it! The bar's been self serve since minyn got here

....I needed to get out from behind the bar anyways... to live this thread to it's fullest...

NiceGuy contines to be happily distracted by minyn.

hawkeye · 10-08-2003, 06:57 AM

Self serve it is then.

*as hawkeye reaches behind the bar for something cold, he starts singing....

I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing
'Til they got a hold of me.
I opened doors for little old ladies,
I helped the blind to see.
I got no friends 'cause they read the papers.
They can't be seen with me and I'm gettin' real shot down
And I'm feeling mean.

No more Mister Nice Guy,
No more Mister Clean,
No more Mister Nice Guy,
They say he's sick, he's obscene.

Midlandmadman · 10-08-2003, 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Snoogans

After careful reviewing of the "Have you ever been it?" thread, I believe I found someone truly worthy of the title...

HAWKEYE! You are now it, enjoy.

Hey a thread I started finally has made a difference!!!!!! I feel so special.

GSRIDER · 10-08-2003, 09:51 AM

Minx... may I have this dance?

Minx · 10-08-2003, 11:14 AM

Sure but I think we need a slow dance please!

GSRIDER · 10-08-2003, 11:31 AM

DJ.... play me something with soul and something slow.

Pulls minx in with a twirl and a spin.

G_Whiz · 10-08-2003, 01:17 PM

Hey, Angel. If they're starting slow dancing, would you like to take a twirl??

BTW, I hope that YourNeverThere doesn't live up to that name.

Minx · 10-08-2003, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GSRIDER
DJ.... play me something with soul and something slow.

Pulls minx in with a twirl and a spin.

All right! I love a guy who can dance with some style!

Angel · 10-08-2003, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by G_Whiz
Hey, Angel. If they're starting slow dancing, would you like to take a twirl??

BTW, I hope that YourNeverThere doesn't live up to that name.

Yeah, what the hell. But ya can't twirl me too much cuz the tequila has me all spinnin' in my head n stuff.

*Hops out of pool and drys off and glides over to G_Whiz (as gracefully as a drunk Angel can) and places her hand out*

G_Whiz · 10-08-2003, 02:59 PM

*G_Whiz takes Angel's hand and pulls her close. Then he leads her into a smooth waltz*

Ahhhhh, Angel, even tipsy you dance well and you feel sooooooo good in my arms.

YourNeverThere · 10-08-2003, 06:55 PM

Hey, everyone I'm here, this time I didn't lose, last time I was tagged I totally lost, and it hurt. Anyway.....ummmm I'm going to tag Worlds King

World's King · 10-08-2003, 06:56 PM

*sets his beer down long enough to tag GSRIDER*

ForgottenKnight · 10-08-2003, 07:33 PM

...slow dancing...ballroom style....

"Milady minyn, may I have this dance?" NiceGuy asks while genlty holding out his right hand and taking a small bow.

GSRIDER · 10-09-2003, 06:18 AM

Don't bother me while I'm dancing. Every ounce of my soul is pouring out of my eyes and staring into the heart of Minx.

Bring her in closer... stretchhhh out my arm and SLIMM is now it.

I sway with the music, Minx's body radiating heat against mine..... I'm in heaven.

Minx · 10-09-2003, 09:00 AM

GS you dance wonderfully!!!!

*Snuggles in close and hopes that she doesn't get tagged for a while so she can enjoy the dance.

G_Whiz · 10-09-2003, 09:02 AM

Wow, it seems that the orgy is over. Now we're all pairing off.

Sounds good to me.

GSRIDER · 10-09-2003, 09:41 AM

To hear such words....

and dip 2,3,4

Midnight_Son · 10-09-2003, 10:11 AM

Tired of being ignored, cnor slips out the back.

10-09-2003, 11:35 AM

wow,an entire room full of complete strangers dancing away not paying any attanetion to the new guy who has become "IT"!!!

*i go running through the room tagging anyone and everyone i can get my hands on

G_WHIZ
nice guy
angle
minx
gsrider
Midlandmadman
minyn
71 classic

and in all the cuonfusion NOONE is quite sure who is now it!

ALL OF THE ABOVE ARE NOW "IT"

GSRIDER · 10-09-2003, 11:44 AM

Get back here SLIMM and play it right.

You dishonor my name by playing it this way. Do you think I vouched for you so you could tag everybody??

/kisses SLIMM on cheek.

I knew it was you... you betrayed me.

Now do the right thing.... or I De-It you.

G_Whiz · 10-09-2003, 12:30 PM

Thanks GS for trying to SLIMM in line. It's nice to see someone take responsibilty for the folk they introduce.

Now, SLIMM... You need to straighten this out. If we are all IT, then no one can tag anyone else here or we all go out and tag new folk, who will then come in and tag the rest of us.

So, I am with GS. Pick one IT and lets get on with the game.

*G_Whiz gets off his soapbox and resumes a very close dance with Angel*

Angel, do you tango?? We can always get one started if you want to.

10-09-2003, 12:33 PM

*slimm hangs his head in shame as he has disgraced his tf family!*

i apologize to every one

bartender,round of drinks for the whole house on me!

and i tag
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G_WHIZ for setting me straight!

GSRIDER · 10-09-2003, 12:47 PM

/chuckles Those crazy tilted kids.

At the end of the next song EVERYONE must switch partners!!!!

G_Whiz · 10-09-2003, 01:44 PM

I guess I asked for that.

Since I now have the distinct honor of being the great IT, I must ponder carefully my selection.

The last time I was it, I tagged Minx. So no fair repeating.
Since I am dancing with Angel, it would be too easy.
Hmmm, maybe someone new.

I know... *G_Whiz sneaks but behind little limey and spanks her on the butt*

TAG, little limey. You're IT. "crazy"

Minx · 10-09-2003, 01:56 PM

*amongst the confusion of the multi-tags Minx slips away and dangles her toes in the hot tub.....

10-09-2003, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Minx
*amongst the confusion of the multi-tags Minx slips away and dangles her toes in the hot tub.....

ya,sorry about the confusion earlier!
i had a bit to much caffine today i think!
i think i will begin to mellow out with a bottle of jim beam!

*extending my hand,"nice to meet you,my name is slimm!"*

10-07-2003, 08:38 AM	#924 (permalink)
GSRIDER spurt king Location: Out of my mind	Oh wait, Minx is pool side. I think I'll lend my "expertise" to her. I love the she giggles when I hit her sweet spot. __________________ No signature at this time.

10-07-2003, 09:34 AM	#926 (permalink)
G_Whiz Junkie Location: Northern California	Ahhhh. The GH appeared. I guess we are still playing TAG. G_Whiz returns to his tongue work. Ummmm, tasty. __________________ If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

10-07-2003, 03:02 PM	#928 (permalink)
minyn young and in bloom Location: under the bodhi tree.... bling	i cannot believe im getting passed around now =P __________________ "Woke up this morning with a blue moon in my eye" ~A3 "woke up this morning" "Don't compromise yourself, you're all you've got." -Janis Joplin

10-07-2003, 03:40 PM	#929 (permalink)
Minx Junkie Location: Up yonder	Don't worry Minyn....I know you are in good hands (ummm err tongue, that is) with NiceGuy but as a relative new-comer to our esteemed game we will make sure you are safe and sound! GS honey are you going to come over here and make sure I don't get all lonesome by myself? Oh...and who the heck did the Grand Burger tag as it again? __________________ You've been a naughty boy....go to my room!

10-07-2003, 08:34 PM	#932 (permalink)
ForgottenKnight Jesus Freak Location: Following the light...	(haha! i am minyn on niceguys computer!) and he's making me a smoothie! i feel special! "no alcohol chief, i have homework to do.... and no youre name is not homework!" Delicious. __________________ "People say I'm strange, does that make me a stranger?"

10-07-2003, 09:02 AM	#925 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Hail Citizens! En route from Nebula M78, Giant Hamburger was escorting the captured monster Seabohzu to the Space Graveyard when he collided with an earth space ship piloted by Science Patrol officer Bernadette. Out of compassion, the interplanetary hamburger combined his cosmic energy with the fatally wounded Bernadette, so that the Science Patrol officer might live. As she was safely returned to Earth she whispered the words, “you are it.” I now must return to my intergalactic responsibilities but before I do I shall select Snoogans as my successor. You, my friend, are now “It.” Please, use this power only for the cause of good. -GH

10-07-2003, 09:01 PM	#933 (permalink)
Snoogans Veteran Location: Uppsala, Sweden	First of all I would like to give thanks to Mr. Hamburger for bestowing onto me this great honour, I shall try my hardest to use this power only for the good of mankind. After careful reviewing of the "Have you ever been it?" thread, I believe I found someone truly worthy of the title... HAWKEYE! You are now it, enjoy. __________________ Internet hint: If someone's asking if what they do is weird, it always is.

10-07-2003, 09:26 PM	#934 (permalink)
hawkeye back from sabbatical Location: Mosptopia	hanging around for 24 pages, and Finally! Thank you, snoogans, I now know what true power is, holding the fate of many in the palm of my hand...... I think I'd rather have a drink, hey, NiceGuy, you still tarbending? (oh, umm....YourNeverThere, you're It!) __________________ You're not fat, You're just a giant ball of love, covered in anger.

10-08-2003, 06:57 AM	#936 (permalink)
hawkeye back from sabbatical Location: Mosptopia	Self serve it is then. *as hawkeye reaches behind the bar for something cold, he starts singing.... I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing 'Til they got a hold of me. I opened doors for little old ladies, I helped the blind to see. I got no friends 'cause they read the papers. They can't be seen with me and I'm gettin' real shot down And I'm feeling mean. No more Mister Nice Guy, No more Mister Clean, No more Mister Nice Guy, They say he's sick, he's obscene. __________________ You're not fat, You're just a giant ball of love, covered in anger.

10-08-2003, 09:51 AM	#938 (permalink)
GSRIDER spurt king Location: Out of my mind	Minx... may I have this dance? __________________ No signature at this time.

10-08-2003, 11:14 AM	#939 (permalink)
Minx Junkie Location: Up yonder	Sure but I think we need a slow dance please! __________________ You've been a naughty boy....go to my room!

10-08-2003, 11:31 AM	#940 (permalink)
GSRIDER spurt king Location: Out of my mind	DJ.... play me something with soul and something slow. Pulls minx in with a twirl and a spin. __________________ No signature at this time.

10-08-2003, 01:17 PM	#941 (permalink)
G_Whiz Junkie Location: Northern California	Hey, Angel. If they're starting slow dancing, would you like to take a twirl?? BTW, I hope that YourNeverThere doesn't live up to that name. __________________ If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

10-08-2003, 02:59 PM	#944 (permalink)
G_Whiz Junkie Location: Northern California	G_Whiz takes Angel's hand and pulls her close. Then he leads her into a smooth waltz Ahhhhh, Angel, even tipsy you dance well and you feel sooooooo good in my arms. __________________ If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

10-08-2003, 06:55 PM	#945 (permalink)
YourNeverThere Practical Anarchist Location: Yesterday i woke up stuck in hollywood	Hey, everyone I'm here, this time I didn't lose, last time I was tagged I totally lost, and it hurt. Anyway.....ummmm I'm going to tag Worlds King __________________ The Above post is a direct quote from Shakespeare

10-08-2003, 06:56 PM	#946 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	sets his beer down long enough to tag GSRIDER __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

10-08-2003, 07:33 PM	#947 (permalink)
ForgottenKnight Jesus Freak Location: Following the light...	...slow dancing...ballroom style.... "Milady minyn, may I have this dance?" NiceGuy asks while genlty holding out his right hand and taking a small bow. __________________ "People say I'm strange, does that make me a stranger?"

10-09-2003, 06:18 AM	#948 (permalink)
GSRIDER spurt king Location: Out of my mind	Don't bother me while I'm dancing. Every ounce of my soul is pouring out of my eyes and staring into the heart of Minx. Bring her in closer... stretchhhh out my arm and SLIMM is now it. I sway with the music, Minx's body radiating heat against mine..... I'm in heaven. __________________ No signature at this time.

10-09-2003, 09:00 AM	#949 (permalink)
Minx Junkie Location: Up yonder	GS you dance wonderfully!!!! *Snuggles in close and hopes that she doesn't get tagged for a while so she can enjoy the dance. __________________ You've been a naughty boy....go to my room!

10-09-2003, 09:02 AM	#950 (permalink)
G_Whiz Junkie Location: Northern California	Wow, it seems that the orgy is over. Now we're all pairing off. Sounds good to me. __________________ If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

10-09-2003, 09:41 AM	#951 (permalink)
GSRIDER spurt king Location: Out of my mind	To hear such words.... and dip 2,3,4 __________________ No signature at this time.

10-09-2003, 10:11 AM	#952 (permalink)
Midnight_Son The Cover Doesn't Match The Book Location: in a van down by the river	Tired of being ignored, cnor slips out the back. __________________ SWM, tattooed, seeks meaningful tits and beer. Enjoys biker mags, pornography, and Sunday morning walks to the liquor store. Winners of erotic hot dog eating contests given priority.

10-09-2003, 11:35 AM	#953 (permalink)
SLIMM Guest	wow,an entire room full of complete strangers dancing away not paying any attanetion to the new guy who has become "IT"!!! *i go running through the room tagging anyone and everyone i can get my hands on G_WHIZ nice guy angle minx gsrider Midlandmadman minyn 71 classic and in all the cuonfusion NOONE is quite sure who is now it! ALL OF THE ABOVE ARE NOW "IT"

10-09-2003, 11:44 AM	#954 (permalink)
GSRIDER spurt king Location: Out of my mind	Get back here SLIMM and play it right. You dishonor my name by playing it this way. Do you think I vouched for you so you could tag everybody?? /kisses SLIMM on cheek. I knew it was you... you betrayed me. Now do the right thing.... or I De-It you. __________________ No signature at this time.

10-09-2003, 12:30 PM	#955 (permalink)
G_Whiz Junkie Location: Northern California	Thanks GS for trying to SLIMM in line. It's nice to see someone take responsibilty for the folk they introduce. Now, SLIMM... You need to straighten this out. If we are all IT, then no one can tag anyone else here or we all go out and tag new folk, who will then come in and tag the rest of us. So, I am with GS. Pick one IT and lets get on with the game. G_Whiz gets off his soapbox and resumes a very close dance with Angel Angel, do you tango?? We can always get one started if you want to. __________________ If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

10-09-2003, 12:33 PM	#956 (permalink)
SLIMM Guest	slimm hangs his head in shame as he has disgraced his tf family! i apologize to every one bartender,round of drinks for the whole house on me! and i tag . . . . . . . G_WHIZ for setting me straight!

10-09-2003, 12:47 PM	#957 (permalink)
GSRIDER spurt king Location: Out of my mind	/chuckles Those crazy tilted kids. At the end of the next song EVERYONE must switch partners!!!! __________________ No signature at this time.

10-09-2003, 01:44 PM	#958 (permalink)
G_Whiz Junkie Location: Northern California	I guess I asked for that. Since I now have the distinct honor of being the great IT, I must ponder carefully my selection. The last time I was it, I tagged Minx. So no fair repeating. Since I am dancing with Angel, it would be too easy. Hmmm, maybe someone new. I know... G_Whiz sneaks but behind little limey and spanks her on the butt TAG, little limey. You're IT. "crazy" __________________ If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

10-09-2003, 01:56 PM	#959 (permalink)
Minx Junkie Location: Up yonder	*amongst the confusion of the multi-tags Minx slips away and dangles her toes in the hot tub..... __________________ You've been a naughty boy....go to my room!