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Glad-I-Ate-Her · 10-06-2003, 05:32 PM

A pompous Baptist minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Oklahoma . After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The cowboy asked for a whiskey and water, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore than let liquor touch my lips."

The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Hell, I didn't know we got a choice."

Glad

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Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	A pompous Baptist minister was seated next to a cowboy... A pompous Baptist minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Oklahoma . After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The cowboy asked for a whiskey and water, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore than let liquor touch my lips." The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Hell, I didn't know we got a choice." Glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!