10-06-2003, 05:32 PM | #1 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero
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A pompous Baptist minister was seated next to a cowboy...
A pompous Baptist minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Oklahoma . After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The cowboy asked for a whiskey and water, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore than let liquor touch my lips." The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Hell, I didn't know we got a choice." Glad
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10-06-2003, 09:00 PM | #2 (permalink) |
lonely rolling star
Location: Seattle.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA! HI-LARIOUS!
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