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Old 10-06-2003, 05:32 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A pompous Baptist minister was seated next to a cowboy...

A pompous Baptist minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Oklahoma . After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The cowboy asked for a whiskey and water, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore than let liquor touch my lips."

The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Hell, I didn't know we got a choice."



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Old 10-06-2003, 09:00 PM   #2 (permalink)
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA! HI-LARIOUS!
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Old 10-06-2003, 09:05 PM   #3 (permalink)
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hahahahahah oh man
I could perfectly picture a cowboy type saying that.
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Old 10-07-2003, 04:18 AM   #4 (permalink)
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heh heh that punchline came out of nowhere. Excellent!
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Old 10-07-2003, 07:29 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I heard the same version, but with 3 ministers. Great joke!
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Old 10-07-2003, 02:12 PM   #6 (permalink)
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THAT, was a beautiful joke!

(I'm just waiting til my g/f gets off work, so that I can tell her)
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Old 10-07-2003, 05:00 PM   #7 (permalink)
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good one!
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Old 10-07-2003, 05:38 PM   #8 (permalink)
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hehehe
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Old 10-07-2003, 09:13 PM   #9 (permalink)
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heh
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