almostaugust

I used to work in this Pizza shop. The owner was this nice old Italian man. One day while i was on a delivery, i accidently cut this other car off in traffic. The guy who i happened to cut off was some angry as fuck football player and his mates, and he decided to come after me. So, when i got back to work i was followed in by this angry dude. He starts abusing me. I was pretty diplomatic about the whole thing, and apologetic too. Suddenly, the old Italian man appears from somewhere, he is holding the pizza cutter, and screaming 'GET OUT OF MY SHOP!' The footballer guy took one look into those unreasoning glazed over Italian eyes and realised he stood no chance. He ran away.
Just a good memory i thought id share...