What They Don't Want You to Know
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In order to understand anarchy you need to realize that everything is controlled by a The Shriners made up of Cajuns with help from Dentists.
The conspiracy first started during Building of Stonehenge in Nome. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including World War 2.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by talking on cell phones while driving.
They want to kneecap Dr. Phil and imprison resisters in Serbia using bicycles.
In order to prepare for this, we all must jump up. Since the media is controlled by Ralph Nader we should get our information from Rush Limbaugh.
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world wide conspiracy theory.
Fun for children of all ages and who knows, you might be right.