Build Your Own Conspiracy Theory - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

redravin40 · 10-04-2003, 08:29 PM

What They Don't Want You to Know

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In order to understand anarchy you need to realize that everything is controlled by a The Shriners made up of Cajuns with help from Dentists.

The conspiracy first started during Building of Stonehenge in Nome. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including World War 2.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by talking on cell phones while driving.

They want to kneecap Dr. Phil and imprison resisters in Serbia using bicycles.

In order to prepare for this, we all must jump up. Since the media is controlled by Ralph Nader we should get our information from Rush Limbaugh.

Yep, you too can create your own world wide conspiracy theory.

Fun for children of all ages and who knows, you might be right.

Nisses · 10-05-2003, 02:20 AM

In order to understand the global theft of licqorice you need to realize that everything is controlled by a the Gardeners made up of 3-legged people with help from lawyers.
The conspiracy first started during the birth of every white man in the world in the basement of the pub around the corner. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the rise of Michael Jackson.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by braids in their hair.

They want to sneeze on the firemen and imprison resisters in the john using rowboats.

In order to prepare for this, we all must kill grashoppers. Since the media is controlled by the pope we should get our information from George Carlin.

hmm, maybe a bit too weird

10-05-2003, 03:04 AM

In order to understand that serial killers are good you need to realize that everything is controlled by lesbians made up of blacks with help from Indians.
The conspiracy first started during World War 2 in Chicago. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the Civil War.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by cronic masterbating.

They want to rape monks and imprison resisters in my bedroom using cars.

In order to prepare for this, we all must murder. Since the media is controlled by Democrats, we should get our information from George W. Bush.

Johnny Rotten · 10-05-2003, 08:37 PM

2thumbsup: scary. My conclusion was similar. Maybe a bit too similar...

"In order to prepare for this, we all must murder. Since the media is controlled by pot-smoking hippies we should get our information from George Bush."

By the way, I have nothing against pot smoking or hippies.

Sad_Machine · 10-08-2003, 06:24 PM

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand George 'dubya' Bush is evil you need to realize that everything is controlled by Christians made up of Mexicans with help from U.S. Women's Soccer Team.

The conspiracy first started during The Great Depression in Las Angeles. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including 9/11.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by saying "like" all the time.

They want to bite the face off of Gandhi's corpse and imprison resisters in Canada using mopeds.

In order to prepare for this, we all must slaughter everyone. Since the media is controlled by Kurt Cobain's ghost we should get our information from Charles Manson.

BentNotTwisted · 10-09-2003, 06:43 AM

In order to understand the Challenger and Columbia space shuttle accidents you need to realize that everything is controlled by kindergarden and first grade teachers, who in turn were trained in brainwashing techniques by their college professors.

This whole process started with compulsory education way back when all kids wanted to do was play 24/7/365. Grade school teachers wanted to increase their union benefits and petitioned Congress, which was controlled by members brainwashed by their grade school teachers.

The most recent result of their secretive workings is the installation of an actor as Governor for a large western state.

Their ultimate goal is to have everyone talk and write in perfect english and drink milk three times a day as they are heavily invested in dairy products.

To prevent this from happening everyone must drink gallons of soft drinks every day and use nonsense phrases like 'Good golly miss molly' and 'If only orange dogs could talk' during parent/teacher meetings with their children's grade school teachers.

rev_skarekroe · 10-09-2003, 12:20 PM

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand poo you need to realize that everything is controlled by a you people made up of retards with help from everyone.
The conspiracy first started during national poop day in the toilet. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including when i first made poo.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by pooing.

They want to diarrhea your momma and imprison resisters in the toilet using poopmobiles.

In order to prepare for this, we all must poop. Since the media is controlled by your momma we should get our information from your momma.

maturity rocks.
sk

Cycler · 10-23-2003, 05:17 PM

The Streetlight gnomes specificall designed streetligths as a tracking to keep tabs on my whereabouts and as I pass under or around them they signal Gnome HQ by going off or on. Really. It happens.

cchris · 10-31-2003, 06:19 AM

In order to understand The Tilted Forum Project you need to realize that everything is controlled by a collective made up of Moderators with help from post whores.
The conspiracy first started during the old version in Cyberspace. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the great crash of 2003.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by Motivation.

They want to smash all Losers and imprison resisters in tilted politics using sarcasm if necessary.

In order to prepare for this, we all must post. Since the media is controlled by no one we should get our information from Nonsense.

Sunrise · 11-01-2003, 02:30 AM

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand loller skating you need to realize that everything is controlled by a forum members made up of losers with help from mayhemists.
The conspiracy first started during world war in my pants. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including world cup.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by biting toe nails.

They want to serial suicide sunrise and imprison resisters in moon using pogo stick.

In order to prepare for this, we all must stop. Since the media is controlled by hippies we should get our information from tree.

queedo · 11-03-2003, 01:58 PM

In order to understand Animal Masturbation you need to realize that everything is controlled by a AMG made up of Lithuanians with help from Bed Wetters.
The conspiracy first started during Groundhogs Day in Alliance, Ohio. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including The Shaving of the Great Posum.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by Ear Picking.

They want to Stomp KMFDM and imprison resisters in Detroit using Trained Wolves.

In order to prepare for this, we all must Urinate. Since the media is controlled by ACLU we should get our information from Ronald McDonald.

prosequence · 11-03-2003, 03:06 PM

In order to understand electric car you need to realize that everything is controlled by a oil barons made up of politicians with help from auto manufacturers.
The conspiracy first started during great depresion in USA. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Assasination of Kenedy.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by smoking.

They want to bludgeon Einstein and imprison resisters in Iraq using vehicles.

In order to prepare for this, we all must restrain. Since the media is controlled by environmentalists we should get our information from Americans.

Actually very similar to a real theory I have.

10-05-2003, 02:20 AM	#2 (permalink)
Nisses Shade Location: Belgium	In order to understand the global theft of licqorice you need to realize that everything is controlled by a the Gardeners made up of 3-legged people with help from lawyers. The conspiracy first started during the birth of every white man in the world in the basement of the pub around the corner. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the rise of Michael Jackson. Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by braids in their hair. They want to sneeze on the firemen and imprison resisters in the john using rowboats. In order to prepare for this, we all must kill grashoppers. Since the media is controlled by the pope we should get our information from George Carlin. hmm, maybe a bit too weird __________________ Moderation should be moderately moderated.

10-05-2003, 08:37 PM	#4 (permalink)
Johnny Rotten lost and found Location: Berkeley	2thumbsup: scary. My conclusion was similar. Maybe a bit too similar... "In order to prepare for this, we all must murder. Since the media is controlled by pot-smoking hippies we should get our information from George Bush." By the way, I have nothing against pot smoking or hippies. __________________ "The idea that money doesn't buy you happiness is a lie put about by the rich, to stop the poor from killing them." -- Michael Caine

10-09-2003, 06:43 AM	#6 (permalink)
BentNotTwisted Optimistic Skeptic Location: Midway between a Beehive and Centennial	In order to understand the Challenger and Columbia space shuttle accidents you need to realize that everything is controlled by kindergarden and first grade teachers, who in turn were trained in brainwashing techniques by their college professors. This whole process started with compulsory education way back when all kids wanted to do was play 24/7/365. Grade school teachers wanted to increase their union benefits and petitioned Congress, which was controlled by members brainwashed by their grade school teachers. The most recent result of their secretive workings is the installation of an actor as Governor for a large western state. Their ultimate goal is to have everyone talk and write in perfect english and drink milk three times a day as they are heavily invested in dairy products. To prevent this from happening everyone must drink gallons of soft drinks every day and use nonsense phrases like 'Good golly miss molly' and 'If only orange dogs could talk' during parent/teacher meetings with their children's grade school teachers. __________________ IS THAT IT ???!!! Do you even know what 'it' is? When the last man dies for just words that he said... We Shall Be Free

10-09-2003, 12:20 PM	#7 (permalink)
rev_skarekroe Insane Location: Parts Unknown	What They Don't Want You to Know In order to understand poo you need to realize that everything is controlled by a you people made up of retards with help from everyone. The conspiracy first started during national poop day in the toilet. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including when i first made poo. Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by pooing. They want to diarrhea your momma and imprison resisters in the toilet using poopmobiles. In order to prepare for this, we all must poop. Since the media is controlled by your momma we should get our information from your momma. maturity rocks. sk __________________ "If I could have one wish, as in the fairy tales, I would unmake my past, and rise like Lazarus and stand in sunlight and banish all the dark." D. Tibet

10-23-2003, 05:17 PM	#8 (permalink)
Cycler Float on.... Alright Location: Where the wind comes sweeping down the plains, i.e. Oklahoma	The Streetlight gnomes specificall designed streetligths as a tracking to keep tabs on my whereabouts and as I pass under or around them they signal Gnome HQ by going off or on. Really. It happens. __________________ "I'm not even supposed to be here today." "I assure you we're open."

10-05-2003, 03:04 AM	#3 (permalink)
2thumbsup Guest	In order to understand that serial killers are good you need to realize that everything is controlled by lesbians made up of blacks with help from Indians. The conspiracy first started during World War 2 in Chicago. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the Civil War. Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by cronic masterbating. They want to rape monks and imprison resisters in my bedroom using cars. In order to prepare for this, we all must murder. Since the media is controlled by Democrats, we should get our information from George W. Bush.

10-08-2003, 06:24 PM	#5 (permalink)
Sad_Machine Upright Location: Chicago	What They Don't Want You to Know In order to understand George 'dubya' Bush is evil you need to realize that everything is controlled by Christians made up of Mexicans with help from U.S. Women's Soccer Team. The conspiracy first started during The Great Depression in Las Angeles. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including 9/11. Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by saying "like" all the time. They want to bite the face off of Gandhi's corpse and imprison resisters in Canada using mopeds. In order to prepare for this, we all must slaughter everyone. Since the media is controlled by Kurt Cobain's ghost we should get our information from Charles Manson.

10-31-2003, 06:19 AM	#9 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	In order to understand The Tilted Forum Project you need to realize that everything is controlled by a collective made up of Moderators with help from post whores. The conspiracy first started during the old version in Cyberspace. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the great crash of 2003. Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by Motivation. They want to smash all Losers and imprison resisters in tilted politics using sarcasm if necessary. In order to prepare for this, we all must post. Since the media is controlled by no one we should get our information from Nonsense. __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

11-01-2003, 02:30 AM	#10 (permalink)
Sunrise Crazy Location: Melbourne, Australia	What They Don't Want You to Know In order to understand loller skating you need to realize that everything is controlled by a forum members made up of losers with help from mayhemists. The conspiracy first started during world war in my pants. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including world cup. Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by biting toe nails. They want to serial suicide sunrise and imprison resisters in moon using pogo stick. In order to prepare for this, we all must stop. Since the media is controlled by hippies we should get our information from tree.

11-03-2003, 01:58 PM	#11 (permalink)
queedo Shodan	In order to understand Animal Masturbation you need to realize that everything is controlled by a AMG made up of Lithuanians with help from Bed Wetters. The conspiracy first started during Groundhogs Day in Alliance, Ohio. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including The Shaving of the Great Posum. Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by Ear Picking. They want to Stomp KMFDM and imprison resisters in Detroit using Trained Wolves. In order to prepare for this, we all must Urinate. Since the media is controlled by ACLU we should get our information from Ronald McDonald. __________________ If you think you can or you can't, you are right!

11-03-2003, 03:06 PM	#12 (permalink)
prosequence Psycho Location: YOUR MOM!!	In order to understand electric car you need to realize that everything is controlled by a oil barons made up of politicians with help from auto manufacturers. The conspiracy first started during great depresion in USA. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Assasination of Kenedy. Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by smoking. They want to bludgeon Einstein and imprison resisters in Iraq using vehicles. In order to prepare for this, we all must restrain. Since the media is controlled by environmentalists we should get our information from Americans. Actually very similar to a real theory I have. __________________ And now here I stand because of you, Mister Anderson, because of you I'm no longer an agent of the system, because of you I've changed...