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Another version (warning.. it says the C-word):
A man and his wife are sitting in the kitchen eating breakfast.. when they finish he heads out to the tractor while she hangs up the washing outside.. he gets out to the tractor and realises he doesn't have the keys. He yells to his wife to get her attention and then does the motion of turning the keys and points to the tractor. She in turn touches her left breast, hits the top of her stomach, hits the bottom of her stomach, and then points to her crotch. He doesn't understand her, shakes his head no and does the key motion again while pointing to the tractor. Once again, she touches her left breast, hits the top of her stomach, hits the bottom of her stomach, and points at her crotch. By this time the farmer gets upset and walks back to his wife.. and explains to her what he was trying to ask.. "THE KEYS - TO THE TRACTOR". She says "I know.. I responded IN YOUR BREAST POCKET - YOU FAT - CUNT"
Hmm, think both are better said with actions
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