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marcopolo · 09-30-2003, 02:33 PM

I was doing yard work after the storm this past weekend and my wife was about to take a shower. I realized that I couldn't find the rake. I yelled up to my wife, "Where is the rake?" She couldn't hear me so she shouted back, "What?" I pointed to my eye, and then I pointed to my knee and made a raking motion. My wife wasn't sure about what I meant and said, "What?" I repeated the gestures. "EYE KNEE-THE RAKE" My wife nodded that she understood and signaled back. She first pointed to her eye, next she pointed to her left breast, then she pointed to her butt, and finally to her crotch. Well, there is no way in hell I could even come close to figuring out that one. Exasperated, I went upstairs and asked her, "What the hell was that?" She replies, (scroll down, it's worth it)

" EYE - LEFT TIT - BEHIND - THE BUSH "

Shpoop · 09-30-2003, 05:42 PM

clever! i tried to figure it out, but the left tit threw me for a loop

bobw · 09-30-2003, 08:17 PM

good one...did not figure it !

Latch · 10-01-2003, 05:58 AM

Another version (warning.. it says the C-word):

A man and his wife are sitting in the kitchen eating breakfast.. when they finish he heads out to the tractor while she hangs up the washing outside.. he gets out to the tractor and realises he doesn't have the keys. He yells to his wife to get her attention and then does the motion of turning the keys and points to the tractor. She in turn touches her left breast, hits the top of her stomach, hits the bottom of her stomach, and then points to her crotch. He doesn't understand her, shakes his head no and does the key motion again while pointing to the tractor. Once again, she touches her left breast, hits the top of her stomach, hits the bottom of her stomach, and points at her crotch. By this time the farmer gets upset and walks back to his wife.. and explains to her what he was trying to ask.. "THE KEYS - TO THE TRACTOR". She says "I know.. I responded IN YOUR BREAST POCKET - YOU FAT - CUNT"

Hmm, think both are better said with actions

Gortexfogg · 10-01-2003, 07:10 AM

Hilarious! Got to love hand gestures.

09-30-2003, 02:33 PM	#1 (permalink)
marcopolo I am the anomaly. Location: Motown	The Rake I was doing yard work after the storm this past weekend and my wife was about to take a shower. I realized that I couldn't find the rake. I yelled up to my wife, "Where is the rake?" She couldn't hear me so she shouted back, "What?" I pointed to my eye, and then I pointed to my knee and made a raking motion. My wife wasn't sure about what I meant and said, "What?" I repeated the gestures. "EYE KNEE-THE RAKE" My wife nodded that she understood and signaled back. She first pointed to her eye, next she pointed to her left breast, then she pointed to her butt, and finally to her crotch. Well, there is no way in hell I could even come close to figuring out that one. Exasperated, I went upstairs and asked her, "What the hell was that?" She replies, (scroll down, it's worth it) " EYE - LEFT TIT - BEHIND - THE BUSH " __________________ Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

09-30-2003, 05:42 PM	#2 (permalink)
Shpoop Curious Location: NJ (but just for college)	clever! i tried to figure it out, but the left tit threw me for a loop

09-30-2003, 08:17 PM	#3 (permalink)
bobw Psycho Location: somewhere....	good one...did not figure it !

10-01-2003, 05:58 AM	#4 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	Another version (warning.. it says the C-word): A man and his wife are sitting in the kitchen eating breakfast.. when they finish he heads out to the tractor while she hangs up the washing outside.. he gets out to the tractor and realises he doesn't have the keys. He yells to his wife to get her attention and then does the motion of turning the keys and points to the tractor. She in turn touches her left breast, hits the top of her stomach, hits the bottom of her stomach, and then points to her crotch. He doesn't understand her, shakes his head no and does the key motion again while pointing to the tractor. Once again, she touches her left breast, hits the top of her stomach, hits the bottom of her stomach, and points at her crotch. By this time the farmer gets upset and walks back to his wife.. and explains to her what he was trying to ask.. "THE KEYS - TO THE TRACTOR". She says "I know.. I responded IN YOUR BREAST POCKET - YOU FAT - CUNT" Hmm, think both are better said with actions

10-01-2003, 07:10 AM	#5 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Hilarious! Got to love hand gestures.