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dear whoever pushed out Yourneverthere and ogre840’s mom too.
I write to you to let you know that I am doing pretty well. Yesterday I felt horrible, but you know how it is with me!
Anyhow. The darnest thing happened. Me, YNT and ogre had a very cool experience involving a peaceful protest that got less than peaceful toward the end.
I made it out without harm, my charisma, ya know? It saves me!
But this story isn’t all good! Your sons are dead. I should had told you that first! Ha ha! Sometimes my absent mind even surprise moi!
YNT thanked me for proving that there were indeed some very good protests that can be done without violence. Or arson! (get it? Arson. Anarchy, ha ha!)
Anyhow, so we protested hard and long. The cause was dear to us. There was a strip joint that was beyond classy and also had crack whores! One day a cop went there off duty. He was surprised when a stripper gave him head out of the blue. He got up and ran out calling for mommy. (I wonder if he zipped up…)
Anyhow, according to the cops, like cops know the law!!, this was illegal. They shut it down.
We protested. Singing songs that were sophisticated. . . which didn’t work. We hoped it would draw some women ya know (wink wink) so we tried chanting. I am a poet, so I said…
“hey hey ho ho
the strippers don’t wanna fucking go
hey hey oh no
you found out about the crack ho!’
Some reason YNT and ogre gave me a look of annoyance.
The cops were frowning now. So we worked hard. I rode around and had an idea from a movie.
In the movie Airheads there were three rock and roll wannabes who took over a radio station with water guns!
So I bought some! I returned and threw them to my buds. They looked shocked. Ha ha!
“DIE COPPERS!” I screeched and sprayed my uzis.
I heard one cop say ‘that boy is a fucking idiot!’. I am unsure which of your sons he referred to. Sorry!
So YNT shot his too, as did ogre. The cops were pissed but did a good job at restraint.
We ran out of water so I went and got more. “Take a bath, pig!” Ogre cried, grinning and pulled the trigger.
I knew the guns seemed heavier. I bought real ones! My bad. Two cops went down and then all hell broke lose.
After this I was rolling fast as possible and went into wal-mart. I then got out of my chair and ran to the hemmeroid cream session. It worked! They never found me!
So… I went by. They were both dead. Inside the envelope you should see a picture of them. I use blue ink for the smiles cuz.. ya know with all the mess.
Anyway, no worries. I am safe. Take care!
-Your friend Z!
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