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reconmike · 09-28-2003, 07:28 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by tehblaed
[B] Who am I?

* I attacked and took over two countries.
Bravo.
* I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the Treasury.
Brankrupt? Hey atleast my tax money was spent.
* I shattered the record for biggest annual deficit in history.
* I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.
Get a job.
* I set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market.
Bigger then the crash? How about Black friday?
* I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
A felon that recieves the death penalty should be fried.
* I am the first president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.
* In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history.
* After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over the worst security failure in US history.
* I set the record for most campaign fundraising trips by any president in US history.
* In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs.
The papers are full of jobs.
* I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any other president in US history.
* see get a job
* I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
Get a job
* I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in US history.
* I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president since the advent of TV.
* I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any other president in US history.
* I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.
* I presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused to use the national reserves as past presidents have.
* I cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.
My benifits havent changed one bit.
* I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind
* I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.
Most were signed by non-backbone having dems.
* I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US history.
* Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history. (The 'poorest' multimillionaire, Condoleezza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her).
Well if they can make money they know how to do business.
* I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union simultaneously go bankrupt.
Jersey has a balanced budget, so make it 49
* I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any market in any country in the history of the world.
* I am the first president in US history to order a US attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the United Nations and the world community.
Sometimes you have to say fuck-it, and do what is best.
* I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States.
* I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any other president in US history.
* I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the Human Rights Commission.
And appoint libya, great move UN.
* I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the Elections Monitoring Board.
* I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of Congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US history.
* I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
About time!!!
* I withdrew from the International Criminal Court.
See (about time)
* I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
What POW's, as per the convention.
* I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors access during the 2002 US elections.
* I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations.
Must be a whole hell of a lot of supporters.
* The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of my best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEOof Enron Corporation).
See whitewater.
*I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history.
Good, always good to see how the public feels.
* I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)
Kidding right, an aircraft was flown into the pentagon.
* I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.
* I took the world's sympathy for the US after 911, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and
world history).
Check out Rome,
* I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.
* I am the first US president in history to have the people of South Korea more threatened by the US than by their immediate neighbor, North Korea.
* I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.
* I set the all-time record for number of administration appointees who violated US law by not selling their huge investments in corporations bidding for gov't contracts.
* I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history.
* In a little over two years I have created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most divided that the US has been since the civil war.
* I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down, record unemployment being the most recent achievement..
* I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas drug conviction has been erased and is not available).
* I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during a time of war.
* I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.
* All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my father's library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
* All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
* All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for which I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
* Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.
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I have grown tired of this crap, maybe I'll add more some other time.
(working on Slick Willies at this moment)

09-28-2003, 07:28 PM	#9 (permalink)
reconmike Thank You Jesus Location: Twilight Zone	[QUOTE]Originally posted by tehblaed [B] Who am I? * I attacked and took over two countries. Bravo. * I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the Treasury. Brankrupt? Hey atleast my tax money was spent. * I shattered the record for biggest annual deficit in history. * I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period. Get a job. * I set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market. Bigger then the crash? How about Black friday? * I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner. A felon that recieves the death penalty should be fried. * I am the first president in US history to enter office with a criminal record. * In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history. * After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over the worst security failure in US history. * I set the record for most campaign fundraising trips by any president in US history. * In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs. The papers are full of jobs. * I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any other president in US history. * see get a job * I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period. Get a job * I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in US history. * I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president since the advent of TV. * I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any other president in US history. * I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed. * I presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused to use the national reserves as past presidents have. * I cut healthcare benefits for war veterans. My benifits havent changed one bit. * I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind * I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history. Most were signed by non-backbone having dems. * I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US history. * Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history. (The 'poorest' multimillionaire, Condoleezza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her). Well if they can make money they know how to do business. * I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union simultaneously go bankrupt. Jersey has a balanced budget, so make it 49 * I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any market in any country in the history of the world. * I am the first president in US history to order a US attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the United Nations and the world community. Sometimes you have to say fuck-it, and do what is best. * I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States. * I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any other president in US history. * I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the Human Rights Commission. And appoint libya, great move UN. * I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the Elections Monitoring Board. * I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of Congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US history. * I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant. About time!!! * I withdrew from the International Criminal Court. See (about time) * I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions. What POW's, as per the convention. * I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors access during the 2002 US elections. * I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations. Must be a whole hell of a lot of supporters. * The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of my best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEOof Enron Corporation). See whitewater. I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history. Good, always good to see how the public feels. I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1) Kidding right, an aircraft was flown into the pentagon. * I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government. * I took the world's sympathy for the US after 911, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history). Check out Rome, * I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability. * I am the first US president in history to have the people of South Korea more threatened by the US than by their immediate neighbor, North Korea. * I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts. * I set the all-time record for number of administration appointees who violated US law by not selling their huge investments in corporations bidding for gov't contracts. * I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history. * In a little over two years I have created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most divided that the US has been since the civil war. * I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down, record unemployment being the most recent achievement.. * I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas drug conviction has been erased and is not available). * I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during a time of war. * I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug use. * All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my father's library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. * All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. * All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for which I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. * Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review. [ I have grown tired of this crap, maybe I'll add more some other time. (working on Slick Willies at this moment) __________________ Where is Darwin when ya need him?