warning to people sensitive of death n shit
so today i was in chat with floonine and i asked him if he'd be so kind as to cut off my right arm with a chainsaw. he tried. he ended up killing yzer!
so it is my responsibility to explain to his parents what happened!
i want you guys to write a letter, too! about anyone. it's sick and, well, funny.
ahem
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Yzer (aka frodo)
Today I talked with your son and I hate to say this, but I had the unfortunate chance to watch my friend floonine fuck up and accidentally kill your son. Whoops.
See, I am disabled (wheelchair bound) and I have a high belief in demonic forces (Hall & Oats for instance) and was convinced that my arm was possessed like in the movie The Evil Dead (or part two where the corpse dances ballerina style with no head) even though I read no magick out loud or summoned anything.
To be frank, I think I actually had a muscle spasm. My bad!
Sense I feared demonic possession and I knew that if the arm could make noise it would started doing Hall & Oats’ music or Bill O’Reilley speeches or kill me or some other inconvenience. (what if I was.. nevermind..)
So I selfishly asked floonine to cut off the arm with a chainsaw. He tried. He murdered your kid.
Ummm. Well anyhow, yzer came in and was dressed like ninja or he had on one of those clocks that Flava Flav wore. Hmm. Anyhow.
Whatever he wore, it worked at concealing him. (Maybe he had a huge costume made from the flesh of starved chameleons like the transvestite did to the fat chicks in Silence of the Lambs?)
I imagine you may be angry at us. Please remember, FLOON did it. He died quickly. I did apply a band aide. I would have used my shirt to stop the blood flow but, dude, that shirt was fuckin rad. Anyhow, um . I would type more but I’m bor – er um. I’m tired. Wheelchair..
Um. Sorry. Blame floon and enjoy the fruit cake.
- PS: If you guys aren’t too upset I’d like to raid his room before the cops or his friends come and please do not look for porn.
Your First True Love..?
-Z
heh so.... not very funny btu worth a laugh.
Your turn!