Thread: Her First Time
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Old 09-26-2003, 05:31 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Her First Time

A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind the bench.

After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she said, "especially the really tight pants
and all of the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What the hell are you talking about?"

"Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: "Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!"
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