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09-26-2003, 05:31 AM
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The Griffin
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Her First Time
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind the bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she said, "especially the really tight pants and all of the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What the hell are you talking about?" "Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: "Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!" |
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09-27-2003, 03:42 PM
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Tired
Location: Florida
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Lol, nice one.
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09-29-2003, 11:05 PM
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Psycho
Location: Somewhere between the Havens and the Earth
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That sounds kinda like a blonde joke i heard one day
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