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Originally posted by DEI37
Fuck that. You're too drunk to drive when you've ordered the first Bud!
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Originally posted by NiceGuy
You're too drunk to drive when you order your first drink.
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Ordering drinks doesn't make you too drunk to drive. Consuming alcohol makes you too drunk to drive.
...And you know you're too drunk to drive when you can't keep ahold of the steering wheel 'cuz it's too slippery with vomit.