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Basically, you're too drunk to drive ever.
You're too drunk to drive when you light the wrong end of your smoke. When you can't find your girlfriend, sack or whatever else it is you brought with you to the party.
You're too drunk to drive when you've already pissed your pants...but only if someone notices.
And finally, you're too drunk to drive when you've already been driving for 10 minutes and your friend tells you to "start the car and lets go."
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