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Joke of the Day - September 24
Great Lies of the Music Business
The booking is definite
Your check's in the mail
We can fix it in the mix
The show starts at 8
My agent will take care of it
I'm sure it will work
Your tickets are at the door
It sounds in tune to me
Sure, it sounds fine at the back of the hall
I know your mic is on, I checked it myself
The roadie took care of it
Yes, the spotlight was on you during your solo
The stage mix sounds just like the program mix
It's the hottest pickup I could get
The club will provide the PA and lights
I really love the band
We'll have it ready by tonight
We'll have lunch sometime
If it breaks, we'll fix it for free
We'll let you know
Don't worry, you'll be the headliner
It's on the truck
Someone will be there early to let you in
I've only been playing for a year
I've been playing for 20 years
We'll have flyers printed tomorrow
I'm with the band
The band drinks free
We'll supply someone for the door
There'll be lots of roadies when you get there
We'll definitely come to the gig
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