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09-24-2003, 01:17 AM
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Loser
Location: who the fuck cares?
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Joke of the Day - September 24
Great Lies of the Music Business
The booking is definite Your check's in the mail We can fix it in the mix The show starts at 8 My agent will take care of it I'm sure it will work Your tickets are at the door It sounds in tune to me Sure, it sounds fine at the back of the hall I know your mic is on, I checked it myself The roadie took care of it Yes, the spotlight was on you during your solo The stage mix sounds just like the program mix It's the hottest pickup I could get The club will provide the PA and lights I really love the band We'll have it ready by tonight We'll have lunch sometime If it breaks, we'll fix it for free We'll let you know Don't worry, you'll be the headliner It's on the truck Someone will be there early to let you in I've only been playing for a year I've been playing for 20 years We'll have flyers printed tomorrow I'm with the band The band drinks free We'll supply someone for the door There'll be lots of roadies when you get there We'll definitely come to the gig |
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