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courtjester · 09-23-2003, 07:41 PM

Been to about 10 strip clubs in my life. Enough to know it's just not worth it. I think there is consensus on this as discussed in other threads. Never hired an escort. Never been to a massage parlor. Been to a few bachelor parties, nothing to really speak of. Also, I saw the show on cable, you know the one they filmed at the Bunny Ranch or whatever...not really what I'm interested in. Old skanky hoes. Charge like a thousand bucks too. I can tell you who is being screwed there.

So after putting tons of thought into it, here's the ultimate fantasy situation that I'm exploring. I just need to find some direction in terms of the kind of service provider I need to contact to bring something like this to life. That's where you come in. Give me some clarity, maybe even some place to start looking. (Or you can flame me and call me a wacked-out pervert then move on to more interesting threads.)

Anyways, to keep this on-topic, I'm a male, mid-thirties, enough said.

Basically, what I'm looking for is what I will call an "mutual sensual massage plus" kind of thing. A kind of "I'll do you, you do me" if you will. (If you're immediately thinking along the lines of a traditional prostitute then keep reading because intercourse is not involved here.)

Let me 'splain. First, as a must-have qualification, I will need to hand-pick this lovely young lady from a collection of candidates in order to make sure that she satisfies my every desire physically. I will also need some kind of assurance that said chosen one will be the flesh-and-blood young lady who arrives at the door. This is really important to me, because it's ALL about the physical. We could agree on a particular outfit in advance, this would include outerwear and underwear. When she arrives, I can get a good look for a few minutes, we can chat, have a few drinks, whatever. Then we undress each other, I'll give her a sensual massage, then she'll give me one. Past that, I don't have a lot of clarity on what I want. Perhaps I would finish myself off with her close by. Maybe we could find some more creative ways to end the night. Regardless, I truly don't think intercourse would be a must-have.

Not to get off-topic, but I've been trying to figure out where this is coming from. Is this like the unfulfilled high school cheerleader fantasy coming alive in me or something? The must-have-hot-chick fetish that is so alive in my testosterone? Do I need my head examined?

The bottom line here...is this something that an escort would get involved in? Gosh, the right young ladies could make some serious money in this kind of market.

I'm dying to know what the masses have to say about this. Discuss.

09-23-2003, 07:41 PM	#1 (permalink)
courtjester Upright	am I looking for an escort? Been to about 10 strip clubs in my life. Enough to know it's just not worth it. I think there is consensus on this as discussed in other threads. Never hired an escort. Never been to a massage parlor. Been to a few bachelor parties, nothing to really speak of. Also, I saw the show on cable, you know the one they filmed at the Bunny Ranch or whatever...not really what I'm interested in. Old skanky hoes. Charge like a thousand bucks too. I can tell you who is being screwed there. So after putting tons of thought into it, here's the ultimate fantasy situation that I'm exploring. I just need to find some direction in terms of the kind of service provider I need to contact to bring something like this to life. That's where you come in. Give me some clarity, maybe even some place to start looking. (Or you can flame me and call me a wacked-out pervert then move on to more interesting threads.) Anyways, to keep this on-topic, I'm a male, mid-thirties, enough said. Basically, what I'm looking for is what I will call an "mutual sensual massage plus" kind of thing. A kind of "I'll do you, you do me" if you will. (If you're immediately thinking along the lines of a traditional prostitute then keep reading because intercourse is not involved here.) Let me 'splain. First, as a must-have qualification, I will need to hand-pick this lovely young lady from a collection of candidates in order to make sure that she satisfies my every desire physically. I will also need some kind of assurance that said chosen one will be the flesh-and-blood young lady who arrives at the door. This is really important to me, because it's ALL about the physical. We could agree on a particular outfit in advance, this would include outerwear and underwear. When she arrives, I can get a good look for a few minutes, we can chat, have a few drinks, whatever. Then we undress each other, I'll give her a sensual massage, then she'll give me one. Past that, I don't have a lot of clarity on what I want. Perhaps I would finish myself off with her close by. Maybe we could find some more creative ways to end the night. Regardless, I truly don't think intercourse would be a must-have. Not to get off-topic, but I've been trying to figure out where this is coming from. Is this like the unfulfilled high school cheerleader fantasy coming alive in me or something? The must-have-hot-chick fetish that is so alive in my testosterone? Do I need my head examined? The bottom line here...is this something that an escort would get involved in? Gosh, the right young ladies could make some serious money in this kind of market. I'm dying to know what the masses have to say about this. Discuss.