courtjester

Been to about 10 strip clubs in my life. Enough to know it's just not worth it. I think there is consensus on this as discussed in other threads. Never hired an escort. Never been to a massage parlor. Been to a few bachelor parties, nothing to really speak of. Also, I saw the show on cable, you know the one they filmed at the Bunny Ranch or whatever...not really what I'm interested in. Old skanky hoes. Charge like a thousand bucks too. I can tell you who is being screwed there.

So after putting tons of thought into it, here's the ultimate fantasy situation that I'm exploring. I just need to find some direction in terms of the kind of service provider I need to contact to bring something like this to life. That's where you come in. Give me some clarity, maybe even some place to start looking. (Or you can flame me and call me a wacked-out pervert then move on to more interesting threads.)

Anyways, to keep this on-topic, I'm a male, mid-thirties, enough said.

Basically, what I'm looking for is what I will call an "mutual sensual massage plus" kind of thing. A kind of "I'll do you, you do me" if you will. (If you're immediately thinking along the lines of a traditional prostitute then keep reading because intercourse is not involved here.)

Let me 'splain. First, as a must-have qualification, I will need to hand-pick this lovely young lady from a collection of candidates in order to make sure that she satisfies my every desire physically. I will also need some kind of assurance that said chosen one will be the flesh-and-blood young lady who arrives at the door. This is really important to me, because it's ALL about the physical. We could agree on a particular outfit in advance, this would include outerwear and underwear. When she arrives, I can get a good look for a few minutes, we can chat, have a few drinks, whatever. Then we undress each other, I'll give her a sensual massage, then she'll give me one. Past that, I don't have a lot of clarity on what I want. Perhaps I would finish myself off with her close by. Maybe we could find some more creative ways to end the night. Regardless, I truly don't think intercourse would be a must-have.

Not to get off-topic, but I've been trying to figure out where this is coming from. Is this like the unfulfilled high school cheerleader fantasy coming alive in me or something? The must-have-hot-chick fetish that is so alive in my testosterone? Do I need my head examined?

The bottom line here...is this something that an escort would get involved in? Gosh, the right young ladies could make some serious money in this kind of market.

I'm dying to know what the masses have to say about this. Discuss.

boden11

just call a high-class escort and she'll be willing to provide this fantasy, probly more $$ than if there was some avenue for this sort of thing. there's always adult friend-finder, but i hard lately it's turned into just an onslaught of fake ads for whatnot. shrug

Charlatan

Come to Canada. Prostitution is legal here. As a result our escorts do not charge $1000 for an hour or their company.

Depending on which city you are in you can expect to pay $200 to $500 (Canadian Dollars) per hour.

There are also licenced massage parlours...

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Thraeryn

Meh. If you're going to go to Canada, go to Montreal. I hear they have the best market.

Anyway, I don't suggest that you go to Canada. As was said above, a higher-class (or probably even a lower-class) escort service would be able to help you out here.

vveronica

How could I turn down a proposition such as that... Be still my heart. Callgirl/escort/full body massage service would do you best. There is always another alternative. "Lu Chows'" It is the biggest auction house in Thailand. Im sure you could pick out one you like there.....

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Charlatan

Montreal is pretty good too... my experience is in Toronto. Let's put it this way... there are WAY more businessmen coming to (cuming in? HA!) Toronto than Montreal as a result there is more demand...

As for local service in the US...

a)it is illegal in the US and this makes some people nervous
b) the price the US, in US dollars, is WAY expensive.

Of course, there is the added cost of travelling to Canada...

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socalgullsfan

Singapore is also a nice place. I got a hooker there on my way to the war for 150 Singh. That's only about 80 dollars American...and the girls take good care of you

skysooner

It all depends on the strip club, but many times it is pretty easy to find a girl there who is willing or who knows someone who is willing. When I used to be in the market for escorts, I would usually find a girl I liked and just ask. She would either tell me no, tell me there was someone who would do something for money in the club or would do it. I usually got a yes to a proposition.

Mango

You pervert.

Nazggul

QUick follow-up on this old thread. Is "Sensual Massage", including having the girl actually finish the guy off using her hands, legal in California? Most states?

I don't think I like the idea of paying for a prostitute, but I have considered a sensual masseuse. I can also realate to the poster on giving as well as receiving a massage.

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Skettios

This is the third tread where you just toss a random insult at someone?

What's the deal? Tilted Sexuality is hardly the place to call someone a Pervert, geek, or whatever.





Courtjester, I think you'll have some luck calling an escort service. Since mutual massage is not illegal, you could probably even explain what you wanted to do, and what kind of girl you wanted to do it with. I don't know how to solve the truth in advertising dilemna though.

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Nazggul

So what is the defining line between legal massage and prostitution? Is it simply penetration? Oral? Is giving a guy a HJ legal?

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mingusfingers

Prostitution legal in Canada?
I don't think so.
EDIT: MY bad. It's legal, and I didn't even know it.

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kutulu

I can't speak for him, but I don't think he meant it to be rude, instead it was more of a sarcastic or playfull way.

BCD

Skettios, I think Mango was simply being facetious - hence the smiley face to end the comment.

Courtjester, from stories I have heard from colleagues, this is exactly what an escort would do, but it will probabaly cost you at least $300 hour. Check www.bigdoggie.net or www.eros.com for a list of local escorts. Good luck.

oberon

Just a minor correction, but the federal government can't prohibit prostitution within state borders. So it is prohibited by individual states. And by far, it is illegal in all but one: Nevada, which legalized it in 1971. Remember that next time you walk along Las Vegas Boulevard.

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ketamine

Is prostitution regulated by the government in Canada? It seems like something that should be, due to the disease factor (which is probably why I would never get an illegal prostitute in the US).

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Ace_O_Spades

My ex actually has a close friend who is a male escort in England... he makes sick amounts of cash, upwards of 600 euros a night for a few hours of showing someone a good time... no sex involved

maybe its the field I should get into... i wonder if there is some sort of Male Escort training... hmmmmm

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Skettios

Although it is illegal within the borders of the city.

Of course, that doesn't mean you won't find your $30 blowjob.

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micah67

It's illegal in Clark County which is where Las Vegas is. You need to drive to other counties to get some paid-for-lovin. Figure at least an hour drive.

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jizzmasterp

In Canada streetwalkers are illegal but I think escort services are legal.

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qtpye4u84

Lol in canada I get hit on all the time but I am a female and dont want to get what ever they have already lol.
Escorts I think are legal too but im not sure.
THis is sick but you can buy girls from cambodia.(lil girls 17 and younger lol)

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rUn-gUn

check out www.terb.ca , its a escort review board for canada , and also massage parlour review.... what your asking for is very easy to get in canada... But ull need some money

Charlatan

There is no law regulating sex for money in Canada per se.

There are laws prohibiting the following:

Communication for procurment (i.e. you can't pick up a prostitute in public and communicate that you want to buy her services)

Maintaining a common bawdy house (i.e. you can't have a place that is regularly used for purposes of the sex trade)

Living off the avails (i.e. no pimping)

The loophole allows outcalls. This means a woman can meet you at your home or in a hotel and charge you for sex. If she has you over to her house it can be construed as "common bawdy house".

When she advertises her services, you are paying for her time with you as an escort. You are not officially paying for sex.



The end result is that most escorts are left alone unless they are underage, illegal immigrants, being exploited by a pimp or selling it on the street and pissing off the neighbourhood.