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These are all in fun, I don't advocate the stuff it makes jokes out of!
Q: Why does the bride wear white?
A: So the dishwasher matches the fridge and the stove.
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None, the bitch better have it open when she brings it to you.
Q: What should you do if your wife is bitching to you while you're trying to watch TV in the living room?
A: Shorten her chain.
I have some more, but they get really offensive..
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