I thought I'd follow Nikki's lead and put up a companion guide to the one she posted, this one focusing more on the ol' Colonel Lingus, that smarmy carpetbagger. Nice to be able to contribute something to the forum, btw.
So. As always, everyone is free and encouraged to comment. Men of course, and especially ladies as they're the ones with the equipment in question. Well, without further ado.
I: I've heard of people equating the whole experience as "gettin' down there and lappin' it up." These people are dumb. I hope the women who read this are fortunate enough to not ever happen across guys like this.
In my experience, going down on a woman is more an act of seduction and "priming" -- although it certainly can be (and for me often is) another tool to bring her to a mind-blowing climax.
Regardless of what you're doing, it's all about attitude. I've never met a girl who said "Yo, bury your face in my crotch and goin' already." Not that it wouldn't be an interesting change of pace, but it's never happened to me.
So you need to start by taking things slow. Kiss your lady. In lots of places, I think every girl I've ever dated with loved the neck, especially the upper side, near the ears by the corotid artery. You can kind of feel it and some tendons there if you've got the right spot.
Work your way down, hopefully you know some of your girl's more excitable areas better than I do. But generally if you're getting this far you might not need
that detailed of a roadmap. Just in case, some of the important stops on the way would include the shoulders, breasts and nipples, (I like to include the outer sides of the breasts, they often end up neglected for some reason and that tends to make them sensitive) abdominal region, hips - there's a great spot that's a personal favorite of mine on the outer part of the pelvis, sort of where the bone "dips" inward... you'll find it a bit above where the leg joint connects to the hipbone - and the spot right above where things get interesting, or just above where hair would grow if you don't read me. =)
I'll leave it to you guys (and girls) to plot your best route south, as every woman's different and has different excitable points, but that's a good shopping list to start with.
II. So what do you do when you're down there? Well I guess you could just finish her off and be done with it, but where's the fun in that?
I like to tease a bit, personally. More of the lipwork goes to the thighs, on the top and especially the inside. Hopefully you didn't rush yourself getting down here, but if you did, slow the hell down here. Take your time. Not too much time of course, but let her savor the moment. Brush your lips against her outer labia, maybe let the tongue out a little bit - just a little bit. Do a little investigation. Is she ready already? Are you getting the usual auditory cues (heavy breathing, sighs of pleasure, her grumbling "are you going to start or what?!?" -- you don't want that last one.
) What about the tactile clues? I think you know what I'm talking about.
If you think she's ready to go, then I guess go for it. You've got to be able to gauge when she's really primed and ready for your hot tongue action. Another good indication is when she grabs your head and pushes it toward her groin. It is usually a very positive sign. Run with it.
III. So you've got your tongue up inside your lady love; or at least, the lady you love tonight. What now, are you just going to wiggle it around a little bit and pull a Zoidberg? ("Hooray, I'm useful!")
I'd hope not.
So again, every woman is different. Some women are best served with a heapin' helpin' of direct clitoral stimulation, others need you to play around with the other delicate parts of their anatomy and others still just need you to, as James Brown would say, 'get on up' in there. Yes, like a sex machine.
For the first, you want to locate that most delicate and sensitive of places - which you'll find NOWHERE! IT IS ALL A CONSPIRACY! AH HA HAHAHA... sorry. "Upwards" a ways, closer to her front. It's covered by something called the "clitoral hood" so look out for that. What precisely you're looking for is a small bud, a bundle of nerves that for women equals awesome. And I guess for guys too, if you know what's good for you. Light to medium brushes with your tongue is the order of the day, here. As many suggest, trace the alphabet on it with your tongue. Sometimes cursive is good, sometimes print is good. If you REALLY want to get different, do hiragana or kanji. Now THAT'S percussion! Also, with your tongue on the clitoris, do some humming. Something deep, the deeper your voice is the better off you are. The vibration from your vocal cords does some awesome stuff. As an aside, I am a baritone. =)
If you're going the other route, I'm guessing she needs a lighter touch. Dedicate your efforts to the caressing of the outer and inner lips, maybe let yourself slip a little inside her inner opening, and more or less follow some of the same tricks as outlined above. Take advantage of her 'separation' and give equal attention to each 'side,' let your tongue slide lazily along each part of her labia and other delicates.
Finally, if you're just going to make like you're scooping out a canneloni or something, be sure to include some of the tactics from the previous two mentioned items. I don't know what else to tell you - if she wants it rough, do it, man.
Again, a good indication that you're doing things right are the heavy breathing, moans & sighs of pleasure and of course the grabbing of your head and shoving into the crotch. Look for these signs of success and you too will be able to say that you served proudly under Colonel Lingus!
Hope that was worthwhile, folks. Please, add on to it, if I missed anything!