Another - A guy walks into the bar
A guy walks by a bar. he sees a sign that says 'make my donkey laugh win a hundred bucks'.
He askes "is this true?" the bar tender says "yes i have a donkey out back and if u can make him laugh u win the hundred bucks! only 5 bucks to try"
the man said "ok im in!"
He places his money in the counter and walks out back a couple of seconds later the man opens the door and the donkey is laughing so hard it fell on the ground!
So he took the money and left!
About a week later the man walks past the same bar and sees a sign 'make my donkey cry win a hundred bucks'.
He walks in and has the same discussion with the bar tender.
He places the money on the counter and walks out back a couple of minutes later the bartender hears the donkey crying!
the bartender rushes out back and sees the man holding the donkey saying "its ok" the bartender said what did u doi to my Donkey?
the man said
last week i told him my di*k was bigger then his!
this week i showed him!
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