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Old 09-22-2003, 05:57 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Another - A guy walks into the bar

A guy walks by a bar. he sees a sign that says 'make my donkey laugh win a hundred bucks'.

He askes "is this true?" the bar tender says "yes i have a donkey out back and if u can make him laugh u win the hundred bucks! only 5 bucks to try"
the man said "ok im in!"

He places his money in the counter and walks out back a couple of seconds later the man opens the door and the donkey is laughing so hard it fell on the ground!

So he took the money and left!

About a week later the man walks past the same bar and sees a sign 'make my donkey cry win a hundred bucks'.

He walks in and has the same discussion with the bar tender.

He places the money on the counter and walks out back a couple of minutes later the bartender hears the donkey crying!
the bartender rushes out back and sees the man holding the donkey saying "its ok" the bartender said what did u doi to my Donkey?

the man said

last week i told him my di*k was bigger then his!










this week i showed him!
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Old 09-22-2003, 06:29 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Classic thanks.
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Old 09-22-2003, 06:32 PM   #3 (permalink)
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old one but still good for laugh
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Old 09-22-2003, 06:41 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Never heard before, still good for a laugh.
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Old 09-23-2003, 04:13 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I got a good chuckle out of that one, thanks!!!
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Old 09-23-2003, 08:47 PM   #6 (permalink)
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funny one, but works better with the midget in a carnival show setting in my opinion
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Old 09-23-2003, 10:36 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 09-24-2003, 02:56 AM   #8 (permalink)
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