09-22-2003, 05:57 PM | #1 (permalink) |
Banned
Location: The Canyons - Boarding
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Another - A guy walks into the bar
A guy walks by a bar. he sees a sign that says 'make my donkey laugh win a hundred bucks'.
He askes "is this true?" the bar tender says "yes i have a donkey out back and if u can make him laugh u win the hundred bucks! only 5 bucks to try" the man said "ok im in!" He places his money in the counter and walks out back a couple of seconds later the man opens the door and the donkey is laughing so hard it fell on the ground! So he took the money and left! About a week later the man walks past the same bar and sees a sign 'make my donkey cry win a hundred bucks'. He walks in and has the same discussion with the bar tender. He places the money on the counter and walks out back a couple of minutes later the bartender hears the donkey crying! the bartender rushes out back and sees the man holding the donkey saying "its ok" the bartender said what did u doi to my Donkey? the man said last week i told him my di*k was bigger then his! this week i showed him! |
09-23-2003, 08:47 PM | #6 (permalink) |
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
Location: right here of course
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funny one, but works better with the midget in a carnival show setting in my opinion
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