Sexodus

Q) why did the women cross the road?

A) Who cares what was she doing out of the Kitchen!

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Q) what do you do when your dishwasher breaks down?

A) Smack her and tell her to get back to work!

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A women was wonderinf in the desert for a long time.
she came accross a Lamp.
when she picked it up and cleaned it off a Genie came out!
He said
"I will grant u 3 wishes"
She said ok and after pondering for a while she said
"I wish I was a Hundred times smarter"
he said
"ok"
*POOF* she was a Hundred times smarter
She said
"Wow i really like this i feel so smart i wish i was a million times smarter"
he said
"OK"
*POOF* she was a million times smarter
she said
"WOW i feel so smart i can think of everything at the same time i can figure all math and any problems that come my way..."
"i wish i was a billion times smarter"
she said after thinking for a while
The Genie said
"are u sure"
she said
"why of course i then would be able to do anything"
he said
"OK your wish"
*POOF*
She turned into a MAN

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Q) How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A) who cares let the bit*h cook in the dark!