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What is a Auburn's favorite anti-perspirant?
Unemployment.
Why can Auburns fuck all night?
Because they don't have to get up the next morning and go to work!
What do you get when you cross an Auburn with a gorilla?
A dumber gorilla.
What is the difference between Batman and an Auburn?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
What do you say to an Auburn in uniform?
"I'll have a Big Mac with cheese and a coke."
What did the Auburn kid get for Christmas?
My bike.
Why do Auburns smell?
So blind people can hate them to.
How do you stop an Auburn from going out?
Pour more petrol on.
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