The OORGLEVERSE
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THIS IS PURE NONSENSE! PLEASE READ ON...
(Yzerman) however, my Jewish Homophope Brand Hotdogs are gonna sell like hotcakes
(Yzerman) why dont we just get into the hotcakes business
(MacGnG) we should
(MacGnG) we'd make millions
.. flash forward into time.....
(MacGnG) ninja's thruought the universe would protect the oorgle
(MacGnG) i think we need a whole nother universe!
(MacGnG) the oorgleverse!
...return to regular time..
(MacGnG) with my ideas
(MacGnG) and with your marketing skillz!
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(Yzerman) we're pre-bajigajillionaires
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(Yzerman) i speak the truth!
(MacGnG) how did they even get that statistic!
(Yzerman) gallup polls i think
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(MacGnG) i like the pancake hotdog bun thing
(Yzerman) hotdogs and pancakes dont mix
(Yzerman) its like gravy and maple syrup
(MacGnG) well its not a hotdog it would be a breakfast dog with syrup!
(MacGnG) gravy?!
(Yzerman) i like to think of maple syrup as "sweet tree gravy"
(MacGnG) see so it is the same!
(Yzerman) TRUE
(Yzerman) lets make some maple flavored gravy for potatos
(MacGnG) mmmmm sweet tree gravy
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(MacGnG) see we could make millions!
(MacGnG) we could make what ever comes after zillions!
(Yzerman) bajigajillions
(MacGnG) qazillions
(Yzerman) ooooooooorgillions
(MacGnG) oooorgillions!
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(Yzerman) we'd be rich, rich like ASTRONAUTS
(MacGnG) richer than astronauts!
(Yzerman) YES
(Yzerman) richer than 100 astronauts
(MacGnG) we'd be like infinitillionares
(MacGnG) oooh thats a good word
(Yzerman) they'd have to print more money just to give it to us
(MacGnG) haha
(MacGnG) yea
(MacGnG) we'd own the banks!
(MacGnG) and the mints!
(Yzerman) we could sell them at burning man!
(Yzerman) yes!
(MacGnG) haha
(Yzerman) also, the gold!
(MacGnG) and platinum!
(MacGnG) we'd have bling bling everywhere
(Yzerman) we'll invest heavily in illegal drugs
(Yzerman) like, we'll have a safe full of gold and another safe full of cocaine
(Yzerman) so like, if the gold prices go down, we still got the cocaine to rely on
(MacGnG) platinum chains with gold chains on them with silver chains on them
(Yzerman) i mean, you can invest in barrels of oil
(Yzerman) why not cocaine?
(MacGnG) haha
(MacGnG) you'd definately be the marketing guy!
(MacGnG) look at your skillz
(MacGnG) and my great ideas!
(MacGnG) we would own whatever we wanted
(Yzerman) i'd want bolivia!
(Yzerman) also, grenada
(MacGnG) i bet we could buy the moon from someone
(Yzerman) WHO OWNS THE MOON??
(Yzerman) I WANT HIS NUMBER
(MacGnG) soemone
(MacGnG) i'm sure we could coerce our president into selling the country
Last edited by MacGnG; 09-22-2003 at 04:23 PM..
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