MacGnG

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(Yzerman) however, my Jewish Homophope Brand Hotdogs are gonna sell like hotcakes
(Yzerman) why dont we just get into the hotcakes business
(MacGnG) we should
(MacGnG) we'd make millions
.. flash forward into time.....

(MacGnG) ninja's thruought the universe would protect the oorgle

(MacGnG) i think we need a whole nother universe!
(MacGnG) the oorgleverse!

...return to regular time..

(MacGnG) with my ideas
(MacGnG) and with your marketing skillz!
.....
(Yzerman) we're pre-bajigajillionaires
.....
(Yzerman) i speak the truth!
(MacGnG) how did they even get that statistic!
(Yzerman) gallup polls i think
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(MacGnG) i like the pancake hotdog bun thing
(Yzerman) hotdogs and pancakes dont mix
(Yzerman) its like gravy and maple syrup
(MacGnG) well its not a hotdog it would be a breakfast dog with syrup!
(MacGnG) gravy?!
(Yzerman) i like to think of maple syrup as "sweet tree gravy"
(MacGnG) see so it is the same!
(Yzerman) TRUE
(Yzerman) lets make some maple flavored gravy for potatos
(MacGnG) mmmmm sweet tree gravy

.............

(MacGnG) see we could make millions!
(MacGnG) we could make what ever comes after zillions!
(Yzerman) bajigajillions
(MacGnG) qazillions
(Yzerman) ooooooooorgillions
(MacGnG) oooorgillions!
...
(Yzerman) we'd be rich, rich like ASTRONAUTS
(MacGnG) richer than astronauts!
(Yzerman) YES
(Yzerman) richer than 100 astronauts
(MacGnG) we'd be like infinitillionares
(MacGnG) oooh thats a good word
(Yzerman) they'd have to print more money just to give it to us
(MacGnG) haha
(MacGnG) yea
(MacGnG) we'd own the banks!
(MacGnG) and the mints!
(Yzerman) we could sell them at burning man!
(Yzerman) yes!
(MacGnG) haha
(Yzerman) also, the gold!
(MacGnG) and platinum!

(MacGnG) we'd have bling bling everywhere
(Yzerman) we'll invest heavily in illegal drugs

(Yzerman) like, we'll have a safe full of gold and another safe full of cocaine
(Yzerman) so like, if the gold prices go down, we still got the cocaine to rely on
(MacGnG) platinum chains with gold chains on them with silver chains on them
(Yzerman) i mean, you can invest in barrels of oil
(Yzerman) why not cocaine?
(MacGnG) haha
(MacGnG) you'd definately be the marketing guy!
(MacGnG) look at your skillz
(MacGnG) and my great ideas!
(MacGnG) we would own whatever we wanted
(Yzerman) i'd want bolivia!
(Yzerman) also, grenada
(MacGnG) i bet we could buy the moon from someone
(Yzerman) WHO OWNS THE MOON??
(Yzerman) I WANT HIS NUMBER
(MacGnG) soemone
(MacGnG) i'm sure we could coerce our president into selling the country

Batman976

Whoa... I'm not reading all that! Summerize it in one word!

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asudevil83

crappy

YzermanS19

Amazing.

Thats how I sum that up. Basically, when we're rich enough to buy our own universe, we're going to name it the Oorgleverse. And we get to have all the planets we want, whenever we want.

Basically, you need to be in TFP chat more often

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the light that burns twice as bright
burns half as long

and you have burned so very, very brightly

bundy

can i get the cliff notes edition?

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Ohayo!!!

MacGnG

EDITTED FOR YOUR PROTECTION....

AND YOUR PLEASURE!

uncle phil

DAAR IS DE ORGELMAN
Wim Sonneveld (The Netherlands)


refr.:
Daar is de orgelman, daar is de orgelman
Met z'n piere piere piere pierement
Daar is de orgelman, daar is de orgelman
Met z'n aria's en deuntjes die iedereen kent
Ieder z'n eigen lied, ieder z'n wens
Vergeet 't centenbakkie niet want ook een orgelman
Is maar een mens, rel de rel del del del

Als zoon en kleinzoon van een orgeldraaier staan ik hier
Ik demestreer de parelslag en ieder heb plezier
Me mansers danke' zeer beleefd en tikke' an d'r pet
Wij make' van het leve meer een geintje, weet u det

refr.

Middelbare dame, een kleinigheidje voor de orgelman alstublieft
Kan het eraf, middelbare dame, of kom' u in moeilijkheden thuis
Een stuiver, hoe bestaat het
Waterverf, weet u dat
Want ook een orgelman Is maar een mens, rel de rel del del del

De polletiek is waterverf, daar doen ik niet an mee
Je stort je eige' in 't verderf, je zaak in de puree
En is er soms es heibel of jeleile, zeg dan maar
"Ach, niet op reagere', Lena", en het is voor mekaar

refr.

Komt Willem 's aves bekaf thuis van 't draaien op de straat
Dan weet hij dat bij Dora reeds de prak op tafel staat
Zijn toffels en zijn krantje legge' bij zijn eige' stoel
Dan komt de kinderschaar uit bed en zingt de hele boel

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

KWSN

We need the REST of that conversation in here also...

You know which parts...

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Your arms are broken!

YzermanS19

The lips and assholes!

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the light that burns twice as bright
burns half as long

and you have burned so very, very brightly

KWSN

uhm...

...besides those...

this would be like a 30 page conversation if we posted the whole gist...

...and I suggest we do.

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Your arms are broken!

MacGnG

(Yzerman) however, my Jewish Homophope Brand Hotdogs are gonna sell like hotcakes
(Yzerman) why dont we just get into the hotcakes business
(MacGnG) we should
(MacGnG) we'd make millions
(Yzerman) millions
(MacGnG) i have great ideas
(MacGnG) millions of millions
(Yzerman) dude, we dont even need to lace it with crack
(MacGnG) and with your marketing skillz!
(homer) give me 2 dozen please
(Yzerman) they sell that good already
(Yzerman) otherwise you wouldnt say "selling like hotcakes"
(MacGnG) we'd lace that shit with pcp if anything!
* Yzerman does have mad marketing skillz
(Yzerman) TRUE
(Yzerman) so you'd eat an infants face accidentally after the hotcake!
(MacGnG) pcp homophobe kosher hotdogs!
(Yzerman) OH NO
(Yzerman) we're pre-bajigajillionaires
(MacGnG) well i guess we couldnt TELL them that it had pcp in it
(Yzerman) PCP is the leading cause of accidental infant face ingestion
(MacGnG) ewww
(Yzerman) i speak the truth!
(MacGnG) how did they even get that statistic!
(Yzerman) gallup polls i think
(MacGnG) well i guess if only one person ate a face b4...
(Yzerman) yeah
(Yzerman) exactly
(MacGnG) im sure more than one person has eatten a face
(Yzerman) true
(Yzerman) but anyway
(MacGnG) if i was a canibal io wouldnt eat teh face tho
(Yzerman) our PCP Homophobe Kosher Hotcakes
(Yzerman) gonna sell
(MacGnG) chop that part off like they do fishes
(Yzerman) hahaha
(MacGnG) i like the pancake hotdog bun thing
(Yzerman) hotdogs and pancakes dont mix
(Yzerman) its like gravy and maple syrup
(Yzerman) doesnt work
(MacGnG) well its not a hotdog it would be a breakfast dog with syrup!
(MacGnG) gravy?!
(Yzerman) i like to think of maple syrup as "sweet tree gravy"
(MacGnG) see so it is the same!
(Yzerman) TRUE
(Yzerman) lets make some maple flavored gravy for potatos
(MacGnG) mmmmm sweet tree gravy
(Yzerman) "Where the Trees and The Earth Meet"
(Yzerman) that'll be the motto
(MacGnG) haha
(Yzerman) cuz you know, potatos live in the ground
(MacGnG) see we could make millions!
(Yzerman) and trees, well thats obvious
(MacGnG) we could make what ever comes after zillions!
(Yzerman) bajigajillions
(MacGnG) qazillions
(Yzerman) ooooooooorgillions
(MacGnG) oooorgillions!
(MacGnG) hahah
(MacGnG) definately
(Yzerman) we'd be rich, rich like ASTRONAUTS
(MacGnG) richer than astronauts!
(Yzerman) YES
(Yzerman) richer than 100 astronauts
(MacGnG) we'd be like infinitillionares
(MacGnG) oooh thats a good word
(Yzerman) they'd have to print more money just to give it to us
(MacGnG) haha
(MacGnG) yea
(MacGnG) we'd own the banks!
(MacGnG) and the mints!
(Yzerman) we could sell them at burning man!
(Yzerman) yes!
(MacGnG) haha
(Yzerman) also, the gold!
(MacGnG) and platinum!
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(MacGnG) we'd have bling bling everywhere
(Yzerman) we'll invest heavily in illegal drugs
(MacGnG) bling bling with blin bling bling on it
(Yzerman) like, we'll have a safe full of gold and another safe full of cocaine
(Yzerman) so like, if the gold prices go down, we still got the cocaine to rely on
(MacGnG) platinum chains with gold chains on them with silver chains on them
(Yzerman) i mean, you can invest in barrels of oil
(Yzerman) why not cocaine?
(MacGnG) haha
(MacGnG) you'd definately be the marketing guy!
(MacGnG) look at your skillz
(MacGnG) and my great ideas!
(MacGnG) we would own whatever we wanted
(Yzerman) i'd want bolivia!
(Yzerman) also, grenada
(MacGnG) i bet we could buy the moon from someone
(Yzerman) WHO OWNS THE MOON??
(Yzerman) I WANT HIS NUMBER
(MacGnG) soemone
(Yzerman) I'm gonna carve my face into the moon, but the darkside, and in neon
(Yzerman) so aliens can see it
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(MacGnG) i'm sure we could coerce our president into selling the country
(Yzerman) and be like "woah, its a giant neon head of the god of earth"
(MacGnG) he aint so swift
(Yzerman) he'd probably sell it for a couple of burrito's
(MacGnG) yea or a dictionary
(MacGnG) a talking dictionary
(redravin) or a ride on one of those pretty jet planes
(MacGnG) he could hear all the words he makes up
(MacGnG) we could just fix the voting in another country and make him president of like puerto rico or something
(Yzerman) yes!
(Yzerman) misunderestimate
(KWSN) *reads his logs*
(MacGnG) comfortitude
(KWSN) what the HELL is going on?
(Yzerman) KW, BEST CONVERSATION EVER
(KWSN) ...
(KWSN) I can tel
(MacGnG) all u gotta do is add prefixes and suffixes to everything and u make fantastical words
(Yzerman) we're gonna sell Flat Kosher Hotdogs for Homophobic Jews
(KWSN) ,,,
(MacGnG) laced with pcp
(Yzerman) yes!
(MacGnG) so they wont stop biuying them
(MacGnG) and kosher homophobic hotdogs covers like everyone
(KWSN) interesting
(MacGnG) no need to even do product testing
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(MacGnG) and kosher hot dogs have less lips and assholes as the topic suggests
(KWSN) well then.
(MacGnG) kosher hot dogs are the only kind i like
(Yzerman) yes
(Yzerman) thats how THAT got started
(MacGnG) so you see will will have oooorgles of dollars
(KWSN) you'd have enough to buy out oorgle.com
(MacGnG) oooorgggillions of dollars
(MacGnG) probably
(Yzerman) yeah, and then have the owner killed
(MacGnG) haha
(KWSN) and every single oorgle thong EVER MADE
(Yzerman) dude, i want to go to burning man
(MacGnG) we'd have enough money to broadcast his death on tv
(Yzerman) YES
(MacGnG) with a REAl oorgle
(Yzerman) pay-per-view of course
(MacGnG) of course
(KWSN) well yeah
(MacGnG) it would be his privledge to be killed by a real oorgle!
(Yzerman) yes
(Yzerman) we'll breed one
(MacGnG) see thats how it works!
(KWSN) you could sell the rights to cbs later though
(Yzerman) yes!
(MacGnG) a nd we'd be rich beyond oorgle
(Yzerman) and it could be a fox special
(MacGnG) true!
(KWSN) now how does this tie in to the whole desert-siggaraut plan?
(MacGnG) we could buy fox
(KWSN) ziggaraut even
(MacGnG) ?
(MacGnG) ziggaruat?
(MacGnG) whats that about
(KWSN) ask yzerman
(MacGnG) we would buy it!
(KWSN) his band
(MacGnG) ... if we dont already own it
(MacGnG) ah
(KWSN) they live in a ziggaraut in the desert
(KWSN) and have human sacrifices
(MacGnG) Yzerman: we must buy a planet of hotties
(MacGnG) im sure there is one of them in our galaxy somewhere
(MacGnG) and if not we would have more than enough money to create one
* MacGnG is drunk with power
(Yzerman) YES
(Yzerman) dude, KW, dont TALK about the ZIGGURAT
(Yzerman) its only the Islets of Langerhans
(KWSN) right, right
(Yzerman) with our river of blood and the hottub of bile
(KWSN) dude
* MacGnG ponders this planet of hotties...
(KWSN) you could get a whole desert fucking PLANET to play on
(Yzerman) YES
(Yzerman) I will
(KWSN) and bomb earth with the blood runoff
(MacGnG) desert fucking?
(Yzerman) oh baby
* Yzerman drools
(MacGnG) thats just craziness
(Yzerman) Islets are gonna REVIVE ROCK AND ROLL
(KWSN) even better
(KWSN) put the blood into earth's atmosphere evaporated
(KWSN) in the tropics
(Yzerman) yes!
(KWSN) BLOOD HURRICANES WILL FORM
(MacGnG) does anyone know what contributed to the progressive disintegration of Ibo society in Chinua Achebe's _Things Fall Apart_
(Yzerman) oh baby
(Yzerman) Venereal Disease
(MacGnG) oooh blood hurricanes!
(Yzerman) yooooooo MAD VD
(MacGnG) VD
(Yzerman) KW, i am aroused with power!
(MacGnG) who isnt!
* Yzerman is aroused with power!
(KWSN) keep your arousal far away from me
(MacGnG) haha
(MacGnG) Yzerman: we could buy a planet of ninjas to protect us
(Yzerman) yeah
(MacGnG) you can never have enough ninjas!
(Yzerman) and drag it into orbit
(Yzerman) so it'll like rotate
(MacGnG) with our planet draggin machine
(Yzerman) we'll have several warring factions of ninjas
(MacGnG) yea
(Yzerman) so only the strongest school of ninjas will win
(MacGnG) we coiuld buy everyninja!
(MrFlux) but what if they send pirates?
(Yzerman) we want a planet of snipers too
(MacGnG) and rename ninja's to oorgle protectors
(Yzerman) ye
(Yzerman) ah
(redravin) but you can't beat the vampire pirate ninja hitmen
(Yzerman) Vampire Pirates?
(MacGnG) ninja's thruought the universe would protect the oorgle
(Yzerman) i LOVE the idea
(Yzerman) we're going to patent that
(Yzerman) and sell it to our enemies, but really, they'll just be still our employees and will kill them
(redravin) actually there is a book about vampire pirates
(MacGnG) redravin: could be our secretary of defense
(Yzerman) yes!
(Yzerman) ravin=secretary of defense
(MacGnG) HAHAHA
(Yzerman) KW=secretary of "keepin it real"
(MrFlux) keepin it real dumb?
(MacGnG) well now that our protection is out of the way what is next on the list?
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obelix oberon
(Yzerman) food. i want a planet made out of lasagne
(Azh|MLB) last week of total hell
(KWSN) YES
(MacGnG) obelix what do you want your new job to be
(KWSN) I will make the vest Keepin-It-Real secretary EVER
(MacGnG) hmmmm
(KWSN) oh
(obelix) id like to be a jehova's witness and go door to door for the rest of my life
(redravin) http://www.fvza.org/pirates.html
(MacGnG) Yzerman: just have an entire pasta planet!
(redravin) SFW
(KWSN) I also demand to be head of the department of "Lettin' a Playa Play"
(MacGnG) "I personally saw him...rip the
(MacGnG) heart from one man's chest..."
(Yzerman) YES
(Yzerman) KW, you get whatever you want, except our deaths
(MacGnG) i think we need a whole nother universe!
(Yzerman) that you can't have
(KWSN) [20:03] (obelix) id like to be a jehova's witness and go door to door for the rest of my life (---- STAY AWAY FROM MY HOUSE
(MacGnG) the oorgleverse!
(obelix) :P
(Yzerman) which is important, because you'll be so hungry with power that you'll want us dead
(MacGnG) its the oorgleverse!
(obelix) no KWSN
(KWSN) THE OORGLEVERSE!
(obelix) *np
(Yzerman) BEHOLD THE SHINING PHALLUS OF GOD THAT IS THE OORGLEVERSE
* Yzerman kneels
(KWSN) hhahaahahahhashaahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaha
(MacGnG) well now that our new universe has been created we just wait for the money to pour in!
(MacGnG) money will pour like rain!
(Yzerman) rain and girls!
(Yzerman) cuz it will rain girls in our oorgleverse
(MacGnG) yea
(MacGnG) it better!
(KWSN) but they will have partachutes
(KWSN) or...
(Yzerman) levitation!
(Yzerman) ?
(KWSN) BIGASS LANDING TRAMPOLINES
(Yzerman) YES
(MacGnG) yea u dont want broken girls lying everywhere
(Yzerman) My entire agenda for reelection is going to be "More Trampolines"
(KWSN) hahahaha
(MacGnG) trampolines are good
(Yzerman) we'll have double-trampoline coverage
(KWSN) also
(MacGnG) who doesnt want a trampoline room
(MacGnG) bill gates has one!
(Yzerman) triple in some areas
(Yzerman) no WAY
(MacGnG) we could by bill gates!
(KWSN) the girls will be naked... and horny
(MacGnG) and kill him
(KWSN) and they will have CARNAL POWERS
(KWSN) LIKE IN LA BLUE GIRL
(Yzerman) they will be wet like hurricane FUCKING harbor
(MacGnG) well naked and horny would be a must or course!
(KWSN) GO LADY POLE!
(KWSN) HAIRPIN ATTACK!!!!!
(MrFlux) pubic hair needle attack
(Yzerman) naked and horny and shaven
(KWSN) exactly flux
(MacGnG) Yzerman: exactly
(KWSN) or magic female penis emergence
(Yzerman) NO
(Yzerman) none of that
(KWSN) well not that one
(Yzerman) in our oorgleverse
(MacGnG) haha yea none of that
(MacGnG) thats just bad
(MacGnG) teh oorgleverse is a peaceful place
(KWSN) or they can shoot their magic acid discharge
(KWSN) not against us though
(MacGnG) magic acid?!!?
(KWSN) only against evildoers
(MacGnG) sounds fun
(Yzerman) also, i think its only right if we HAD to have sex with every hot and naked and shaven women in this oorgleverse
(Yzerman) magic acid? ive had that
(MacGnG) well we are the leaders!
(KWSN) you guys need to watch the first four episodes of La Blue Girl Returns
(MacGnG) ok
(Yzerman) yes!
(Yzerman) and we'll each have a theme song
(MacGnG) haha ! WE ARE THE LEADERS!
(MacGnG)
(Yzerman) mine will be "Can't get enough of your love baby" by Barry White
(Yzerman) and will be played everytime i enter the room
(MrFlux) the whole song?
(MacGnG) iTunes is playing ["I'm Not A Player"] by ["Big Punisher"]
(Yzerman) yeah
--- itunes :Unknown command
(MrFlux) Listening to mp3[Tool - Sober] info[05:07 44khz 128kbps Stereo]
(redravin) mine would be
* redravin casts a spell of: Ramones - Texas Chainsaw Massacre (128kbps) [0:14/1:55]
(Yzerman) also, i want fireworks to go off at the exact same time i climax in each of the millions of naked and horny and shaven oorgleverse women
(Yzerman) thats alotta pyrotechnics!
(MacGnG) haha
(MacGnG) mmm fireworks!
(MacGnG) i mean
(MacGnG) mmmm hot naked horny shave chicks
(MacGnG) mmmmmm
(Yzerman) yes
(KWSN) yep
(Yzerman) holy crap
(KWSN) also
(MacGnG) we could burn stuff! we are in charge!
(Yzerman) yes!
(MacGnG) this is a good universe!
(KWSN) they need to be able to masturbate onto each others' vaginas to transport into the shikima realm
(KWSN) JUST LIKE in la blue girl
(MacGnG) THE OORGLEVERSE!
(Yzerman) YES KW
(Yzerman) approved!
(MacGnG) agreed
(Yzerman) keepin-it-real office is totally pulling its weight already
(MacGnG) yes
(Yzerman) oh, and we can have elections, but really, noone else but us can win
(Yzerman) so its kinda pointless
(MacGnG) it's not an office anymore it becomes a
(MacGnG) hmmm
(MacGnG) true we'd have to win
(Yzerman) the elections are there just for PR
(MacGnG) yea
(Yzerman) i want to drive an F-15 to work
(MacGnG) they could vote for either of us but we'd both have to win
(Yzerman) but i dont work
(Yzerman) yeaaaaah
(MacGnG) i'd drive an orange dodge viper with black racing stripes
(MacGnG) maybe blue
(MacGnG) i havent decided
(Yzerman) also, i want my legs chopped off and replaced with robot legs so i could run faster
(MrFlux) nooo not orange
(MacGnG) why whats wrong
(MrFlux) orange with black stripes looks terrible
(MacGnG) ok so it would be black with orange racing stripes
(Yzerman) my regular legs work fine, but just think, ROBOT LEGS
(MacGnG) ok so no racing stripes just orange
(MrFlux) two-tone blue/silver is the best ;D
(MacGnG) i dunno about robot legs
(Yzerman) i want fucking wolverine claws too
(Yzerman) like the X men
(MacGnG) haha i'd gofo his skeleton
(MacGnG) it's all made of supre metal
(Yzerman) yeah! adamantium
(MrFlux) no worries about broken bones
(MrFlux) gotta be careful around magnets though
(MacGnG) andi'd heal fast
(Yzerman) in oorgleverse, magnets wouldnt work
(Yzerman) on our bones
(MacGnG) yea
(MacGnG) we control magnets!
(Yzerman) with our minds
(MacGnG) magnets ask us what to do first!
(Yzerman) i want my
(Yzerman) yes
(MacGnG) this is an awesome universe
(Yzerman) dude, i want my sex room like made from some sort of hi-tech edible jello
(MacGnG) do you think we should take over other universes
(Yzerman) but its infinite, so you could never eat it all
(Yzerman) OF COURSE
(MacGnG) i think we could but we should just make peace with them
(MacGnG) they could join the oorgleverse!
(MacGnG) even better!
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(Yzerman) only if they have hot babes
(Yzerman) floonie!
(MacGnG) truee
(floonine) hey guys, what's ups0rz
(MacGnG) well everntually we'd have all the universes in the oorgleverse
(MacGnG) floonine what do u want your job to be in the oorgleverse
(floonine) um... I liked to be a newspaper photographer
(Yzerman) your our official head of the media
(MacGnG) come on u can do better than that
(MacGnG) there ya go
(MacGnG) and theres only good news
(floonine) head of the media is nice
(KWSN) the oorgleverse owns so much that I'm eating ice cream
(KWSN) naked
(KWSN) except for a hat
(MacGnG) haha
(floonine) haha
* Yzerman is only wearing a smile
(MacGnG) KWSN: too bad your not a hot naked shaven chick with icecream
(KWSN) ...yet
(KWSN) well
(MacGnG) haha
(floonine) isn't oorgle one of the two sounds a llama makes?
* MacGnG is scared now
(KWSN) no nevermind that last statement
(Yzerman) oorgle
(MacGnG) llama's!?
(MacGnG) ooorgle?
(floonine) the other being "bleat"?
(MacGnG) hmmm
(collide) bleat!
(MacGnG) i dont think llamas should be in the oorgleverse
(Yzerman) bleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaat
(floonine) If it is, its ok
(MacGnG) maybe
(Yzerman) i want to ride one
(KWSN) no oorgle is one of the two sounds a MacGnG makes
(Yzerman) made out of platinum
(MacGnG) there could be a llama planet
(MacGnG) platinum llamas are ok
(floonine) llamas would be, but they don't smell bad and they don't spit, and yes, they are made of platinum
(MacGnG) living platinum llamas
(KWSN) the other being a pass-out-in-a-pool-of-vomit sound
(floonine) could*
* Yzerman laughs hardily
(floonine) oorgle, and bleat are the two sounds
(Yzerman) i dont like llama spittle!
--- Azh|MLB is now known as Azh|AFK
(floonine) hey, I need to make it clear that I would be the head of the media ONLY by ynight
(KWSN) perhaps we could use the llama spittle to fuel our rocket ships
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(KWSN) Z!!!!!!
(floonine) sorry, by day
(floonine) hey z
(WhoaitsZ) hi
(MacGnG) in the oorgleverse i could send my self homework ideas
(KWSN) what do you want your position to be in the Oorglevers?
(MacGnG) to myself
(KWSN) Oorgleverse rather
(MacGnG) so i'd figure out what to do
(WhoaitsZ) wtf is oorgleverse
(WhoaitsZ) ?
(MacGnG) HAHA
(Yzerman) Oorgleverse
(MacGnG) Z could be the hmm
(KWSN) this conversation needs to be logged
(Yzerman) sup Z
(MacGnG) def
(WhoaitsZ) i already am a hmm
(Yzerman) i wish our homophobic hotdog convo could have been logged
(MacGnG) lets just copy the whole conversation and make it a thread in nonsense
(floonine) by night I will be a tough, justice enforced, wise cracking super hero who makes sure to keep idiots out of the oorgleverse
(WhoaitsZ) hi yzer
(Yzerman) earlier today
(Yzerman)
(KWSN) yeah but now you could be an OFFICIALL hmmm
(WhoaitsZ) i am.
(floonine) kwsn hahah
(KWSN) I love the Oorgleverse so much that I can't type
(floonine) haha
(floonine) I love it so much I am humoring your jokes.
(MacGnG) z what do u want your job to be?
(floonine) jk
(KWSN) I love it so much I'm not getting offended at that
(MacGnG) haha
(WhoaitsZ) hmm...
(WhoaitsZ) dunno
(floonine) I love it so much, I appreciate your understanding of my actions
(MacGnG) the official tactics officer?
(Yzerman) yes!
(MacGnG) think big
(Yzerman) he'd be good at tactics
(KWSN) I love it so much I just spilled ice cream on my crotch
(KWSN) FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
(Yzerman) YO ICE CREAM CROTCH
(floonine) mac, is it ok that I am a half media mogul, half super hero?
(MacGnG) think hot naked and shaven
(MacGnG) floonine: sure!
(floonine) SWEEEEET
(MacGnG) ice cream crotch
(KWSN) oh by the way
(KWSN) we will need a third universe as well
(KWSN) reserved solely for the torture of Steve Case
(WhoaitsZ) hmm
(MacGnG) we own them all now
(floonine) a evil bizarro right
* WhoaitsZ needs to quit typing 'hmm'.
(MacGnG) the oorgleverse has taken over all the universes
(KWSN) well then
(Yzerman) Steve Case, yes!
(floonine) an evil bizarro oorgleverse that we are always in conflict with
(KWSN) we can surely reserve one for steve case's eternal torture, then
(MacGnG) so all there is, is the Oorgleverse
(Yzerman) mortal enemy of oorgleverse
(Yzerman) dude, if its got steve case in it, its not named "oorgle"
(WhoaitsZ) brb weirdos
(Yzerman) i refuse to put the name on it
(KWSN) well then
(MacGnG) hmm
(MacGnG) he wouldn't be let in the oorgle verse!
(KWSN) that universe will be called the "STEVECASEISAFUCKINGCUNTIVERSE"
(floonine) but the people who live in oorgleverse don't actually know of the struggle because I am such a good fucking superhero
(MacGnG) there ya go that works
(MacGnG) floonine: of course
(bermuDa|workin) aieeeeee
(KWSN) BERMUDA
--- bermuDa|workin is now known as bermuDa
(Yzerman) bermuda is in the oorglverse!
(floonine) and bermuDa would be my loveable sidkick
(MacGnG) bermuDa: whats your job in the oorgleverse
(bermuDa) shit
(-- bermuDa has quit ()
(MacGnG) haha
(Yzerman) NOOOOOOOOOO
(KWSN) AHAHAHHAHAHA
(floonine) we lost him to bizarroverse
(MacGnG) you scared him!
(Yzerman) the "STEVECASEISAFUCKINGCUNTIVERSE" got him!
(KWSN) the oorgleverse joy is too much for him to handle
(MacGnG) DMAN IT!
(KWSN) DMAN
(MacGnG) musta been
(Yzerman) HE BEXPLODED
(floonine) MDAN
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(KWSN) NADM
(MacGnG) he's back!
--- bermuDa|workin is now known as bermuDa
(floonine) last time, on "Oorgleverse"
(KWSN) THANK GOD YOU'RE ALIVE
* bermuDa looks around
(floonine) bermuDa we almost lost you to steve case
(MacGnG) yea we didnt want u to get hurt out there
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(Yzerman) STEVE CASE EATS BRAINS
(KWSN) I love the Oorgleverse so much that I just typed that line in caps
(bermuDa) did i miss something?
(floonine) I SEEN IT
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(KWSN) LEVIATHAN
(KWSN) you need an Oorgleverse job
(floonine) TEMPEST
(Leviathan[NCV]) ??
(floonine) oh, the person
(floonine) brb
(KWSN) hahaha
(KWSN) I wish Cheese would come back
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(MacGnG) ooh we'd have videogames tha twere planets and you could play them for a quarter
(MrFlux) hewas back
(KWSN) he would be a perfect fit for the Oorgleverse
(MrFlux) a few days a go
(KWSN) yah I know flux
(Yzerman) i wish i wasn't so happy for oorgleverse
(MrFlux) but then he disappeared off to SWG again D:
(KWSN) and his stats are still going on proj dolphin
(MacGnG) y not?
(Leviathan[NCV]) Well, a router went down somewhere.
(KWSN) NOOOOOOOO LEVIATHAN
(KWSN) it was lost to the STEVECASEISAFUCKINGCUNTIVERSE
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(Leviathan[NCV]) go go levi.
(Yzerman) JESUS CHRIST
(Yzerman) SOMEONE KILL THAT CUNTIVERSE
(Yzerman) we're dropping like flies!
(KWSN) DAMMIT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A GOOD THING!
(KWSN) we really need to put Steve Case IN it
(Yzerman) SHIT BITCH FUCK ITS NOT
(Leviathan[NCV]) speaking of which how are my project dolphin stats doing?
(Yzerman) yeahaha
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(KWSN) my god
(KWSN) weebl and rob manuel are possibly the two coolest people ever
(gov135|TFP) Yes?
(Yzerman) haha gov
(Yzerman) your in oorgleverse now
(MacGnG) we must have a planet of candy like willy wonka
(MacGnG) mmmm candy planet
(KWSN) yes
(KWSN) we can make as many as we want
(Yzerman) yes!
(Yzerman) also, a midget planet!
(KWSN) I want a few of my own for my 'forbidden desires'
(MacGnG) and only the leaders could have sex in the candy planet cause u dont want the whole candy planet all sex0r'd up
(Yzerman) yeah
(KWSN) right
(Yzerman) i dont want my chocolate smelling like sex!
(KWSN) and even then they'd need a slab of candy to do it on that would later be disposed of
(MacGnG) or your sex smelling like chocolate?
(MacGnG) hmm choclate sex?
(KWSN) or fed to an unwitting tourist
(MacGnG) we could sell that too
(Yzerman) mmmmm choc sex
(Leviathan[NCV]) Yeah a router in seattle went down somewhere.
(MacGnG) somewhere in seattle?
(KWSN) RASPUTIN
(Leviathan[NCV]) Yes, somewhere in seattle.
(MacGnG) ok just making sure
(KWSN) WE NEED RASPUTIN IN THE OORGLEVERSE
(MacGnG) sure y not
(KWSN) he gets his own planet
(MacGnG) there's enough planets to go around!
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(KWSN) Hash_Browns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(KWSN) WE NEED A PLANET MADE OF JELLO GOD DAMMIT
(Yzerman) RASPUTIN
(KWSN) JELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORGLE
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(Hash_Browns|TFP) Hiya!!
(KWSN) PHIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--- uncle is now known as unclephil
(unclephil) K-DUB!!!
(Yzerman) PHIL
(gov135|TFP) hi phil
(Yzerman) OORGLE
(unclephil) stevie, gov...
(unclephil) and that oorgle guy...
(MacGnG) hmmm i guess mcdonalds could have its own planet
(Yzerman) phil can be our trusty advisor in ooorgleverse
(MacGnG) considering all the food has heroin in it
(Yzerman) McFIX
(KWSN) Phil needs a high position in the Oorgleverse
(Yzerman) McPoppy
(MacGnG) mmmmmm
(unclephil) if there's a song in it, i'll find it...
(Hash_Browns|TFP) first timer....
(Yzerman) has brizzowns, welcome
(Hash_Browns|TFP) what's goin' on this fine evenin' (well...at least where I'm at)
(Yzerman) not a helluva lot
(Yzerman) except EVERYTHING
(MacGnG) hashbrowns: since it is your first time you get an honorary position in the oorgleverse
(Hash_Browns|TFP) thanks yzerman....(fellow michigander )
(Yzerman)
(Yzerman) yeah, he's got a high position in oorgleverse
(MacGnG) ok
(unclephil) hash browns...like the potatos...
(Hash_Browns|TFP) I'm a bit scared now mac...thanks
(Hash_Browns|TFP) haha
(Hash_Browns|TFP) yes uncle phil....
(gov135|TFP) BrownHash...
(MacGnG) me and YZ are the leaders of the oorgleverse
(Hash_Browns|TFP) now for the song lyrics
(unclephil) burn 'em...
(gov135|TFP) oops.. dyslexic
(Hash_Browns|TFP) hahaha
(Hash_Browns|TFP) it's all good gov
(unclephil) doing car songs by request in bones's thread that i started last night...
(KWSN) and I am head of the departments of Keepin' it Real and Lettin' a Playa Play
(Hash_Browns|TFP) I won't notice
(Hash_Browns|TFP) so what's it take to keep this position..(that I have yet to learn more about??)
(unclephil) keep a groovy tool, a cool head, and don't let your meat loaf...
(unclephil) or is it groovy head and cool tool...
(Hash_Browns|TFP) haha
(Hash_Browns|TFP) my meat is already loafin'...he's playin' gta
(Yzerman) dude, we need a COTTAGE CHEESE PLANET
(unclephil) in who's girlfriend's thighs?
(Yzerman) NO
(Yzerman) FOOD WISE
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(WhoaitsZ) the fucking irony
(unclephil) whoa..
(unclephil) it's
(Hash_Browns|TFP) alright..now I'm scared...haha
(unclephil) Z
(Yzerman) Z holla
(gov135|TFP) Z!
(Hash_Browns|TFP) Hiya
(unclephil) irony can be hard sometimes...
(WhoaitsZ) nod
(WhoaitsZ) yahoo. connect, bitch
(unclephil) shit, sounds like a neil young lyric...
(WhoaitsZ) connect
(Yzerman) my brain hurts from thinking bout the oorgleverse
(Hash_Browns|TFP) haha
(WhoaitsZ) so
(WhoaitsZ) what is an oorgleverse!
(Hash_Browns|TFP) I'm still trying to figure out if that's a good thing or bad...
* Yzerman has to shave
(Hash_Browns|TFP) I don't know
(unclephil) that's what you get for inventing new concepts...
* Yzerman remembers last time he shaved
(Hash_Browns|TFP) but I have a high position in it..somewhere....
(Yzerman) the fucking face gash
(WhoaitsZ) my niece asked me if i ever shave any more
(Yzerman) wha'd you say?
(WhoaitsZ) 'if i must'
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(WhoaitsZ) i hate shaving
(Yzerman) when i retire, im never gonna shave
(Yzerman) fuck hygene
(unclephil) hey, card...
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(Card) Yo. How goes the evenin?
(WhoaitsZ) damn
(unclephil) hey, thrae...
(Leviathan[NCV]) Little stubble never hurt anyone.
--- Card is now known as Card|Delsid
(Thraeryn) I'm getting so very tired of my computer rebooting while I'm not looking.
* Yzerman listening to APC- The Stranger
(WhoaitsZ) yahoo died, aim's fucked and the satelite quit
(Card|Delsid) You have that one virus?
(Thraeryn) Heya, unclephil.
(Thraeryn) Card: Nah.
(Card|Delsid) nods
(unclephil) thrae, falling behind in the stats page...
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(Yzerman) yeah no doubt thrae
(Yzerman) haha
(Thraeryn) I know. I keep losing time to the reboots.
(WhoaitsZ) .. he needs to be hurt forthat
(Card|Delsid) What stats are these?
(unclephil) isp, or your comp?
(WhoaitsZ) anybody on yahoo mes?
(Thraeryn) It's my comp. (Yeah, Z, "thraeryn".)
(Leviathan[NCV]) A router went down... give it up!
(MrFlux) Listening to mp3[Killswitch Engage - My Last Serenade] info[04:13 44khz 128kbps Stereo]
(Hash_Browns|TFP) sunflower7969
(Card|Delsid) Yea shaving is a pain. Wish i could remove all my facial hair in a wish also my pubic hair as were at it.
(Hash_Browns|TFP) yahoo...
(WhoaitsZ) well, can you get on it?
(MacGnG) iTunes is playing ["A little Funk ?"] by ["Turntable Rockers"]
--- itunes :Unknown command
(Yzerman) WELL I BELIEVE IM OFF
(Hash_Browns|TFP) just signed on
(WhoaitsZ) bye yzer
(WhoaitsZ) ok
(Thraeryn) Yeah, I'm on, been on.
(unclephil) night, stevie...
(MacGnG) cya YZ.
(Yzerman) bye Z, i'll be back later
(Yzerman) night Mac, Phil
(WhoaitsZ) must be the weather
(gov135|TFP) I'm going the way of yzer
(Yzerman) hash
(Thraeryn) Later, Yz.
(gov135|TFP) peace
(WhoaitsZ) i'ight yzer
(Yzerman) peace gove
(MacGnG) THE OORGLEVERSE WILL LIVE ON
(Thraeryn) gov.
(Yzerman) thrae
(unclephil) night, gov...
(Yzerman) i'll be back in a few minutes or so
* Yzerman shower time
(Hash_Browns|TFP) ys
(Hash_Browns|TFP) yes
(MacGnG) night everyone thats goin
(Hash_Browns|TFP) even
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KWSN

The above is the single greatest post in the history of the tfp.

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MacGnG

it IS called THE OORGLEVERSE