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Little Johnny came home from school one day slightly confused. His mother was a Texas fan, and his father was an Auburn fan. So Johnny says, "Mum, am I more a Texas fan or more an Auburn fan?"
"What does it really matter? You'll just have to ask your father", his mother tells him.
So Johnny's father gets home from work and Johnny asks the same question, "Dad, am I more a Texas fan or more an Auburn fan?"
"What kind of a question is that, does it really matter? Why do you want to know if you're more a Texas fan or more an Auburn fan?" asks his dad.
"Well, it's like this dad. Tommy down the street wants to sell his bicycle for $50, I don't know whether to talk him down to $25, or wait till its dark
and steel the fucking thing!"
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