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Flirting? WTF?
We all flirt. It’s apart of everyday life. At least for me it is.
Now, last night I met a very nice kitten through a friend of mine at a party. We hit it off right from the start and everything seemed to be going really well. We found out we have a lot in common and a lot of mutual friends around town. Then with no notice she flipped on me and starting being really rude. She blew smoke in my face, knocked my drink out of my hand, she would leave the room when I walked in, and she would straight up ignore me when I tried to talk to her. WTF? I asked her roommate what the problem was and if I had done anything to upset her. Her roommate said that she was just flirting with me. What kind of flirting that? How is being a bitch to a guy flirting?
Then all of a sudden she took me aside and apologized for being rude and asked if I wanted her number. WTF? I told her that I was about to give up and write her off as a psycho and go on with the party. She said that she would understand but that she really wanted to go out with me. I don’t fucking get it. Needless to say I took her number and told her I would call her next week. Then she asked if she could kiss me. She had nice lips.
So, what kind of flirt are you? I’m more of the funny/smart/cute/sensitive kind of flirt. I tell jokes, listen to stories that I don’t care about, and discuss current events. It’s best done if you can find a way to touch the person a little. Like an arm around the shoulders or a gently placed hand on a knee.
How do you flirt? What’s your moves?
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