LOL!
That is too funny. This guy is great.
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1. First and foremost: call your friendly neighbourhood A.G.M. on: 07984-121043
-Pros:
Totally free service.
You get to meet the great man himself.
Possibility of being filmed and included in ?Angle Grinder Man-the Movie?
Receive free badge and automatic enrolment in ?the little superheros club?.
-Cons:
Er.can?t think of any right now.
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More hilarious quotes from the "Testimonials" part of his site:
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"He is one crazy mother-fucker. When I am in his hood, we sometimes get through 10 bowls of corn-pops a night."
-Snoop Doggy Dogg.
"I want his children....but not him."
-Beyonce Knowles
"Ven I am out in L.A. driving ze Hummer, alvays I am zinking zat I vish zat my power-tool was being as big as his."
-Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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P.S. Always remember: to forget is a form of suicide. (If I could only remember to forget myself.)
Last edited by numberfive; 09-17-2003 at 07:24 PM..
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