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Just grab them by the throat and push up against a wall. Glare insanely at them and growl "Dont ask to dance unless you know the step".
You can also act as if he has just made your day by picking a fight with you. You act so eager for a fight and it might as well be him. You could say excitedly something like "Good I need some stress relief"
Or the most simple thing to do in the pub is to hold your drink down by yourside. As he is there spitting in your face throw your drink in his groin. He will automatically look down straight into a raising empty glass. Glass the bastard in the face. Drop the glass before the bouncers notice what has happened and start laying into them. Once the bouncers are pulling you two away from ewach other just laugh as loud as possible at him for weting his pants. There are heaps of smartarse comments here like maybe wearing a nappy or better go home and get your mum to change your dacks or just say Ooo did i scare por little baby? You have kicked there arse physically and mentally. Totally satisfying
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