These 2 are always good
"Look if you don't fuck off I'll shove my foot so far up your ass you'll be able to tounge tie my shoelaces"
"OH YEAH? C'mon then I'll kick your ass up so high you'll have to lay down to take a shit!"
A funny one is
"Fuck you kiss my ass while I'm farting asshole!"
Anyways I think the obvious remark someone should've mentioned is YER FUCKIN 6 FOOT 220lbs!! Thats all the intimidation you need man talk is fuckin cheap man do it like a mexican if he's threatening to kick your ass get right in his face look him in the eye and say "Well...whataya waitin for?" and if he does nothing but talk more shit back say "Thats what I fuckin thought" and walk away. He'll look like the pussy for not steppin up. Frankly fact of the matter is if he was gonna kick your ass he wouldn't a threatened to do it he woulda just done it. He musta been one a those self-concious macho motherfuckers who's bark is bigger than his bite. George Carlin said it best
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These are the same motherfuckers that if you smash em over the head with a cinder block, n beat em with a steal rod for a half an hour ya know what? They'll drop like a fuckin rock!
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Asta!!