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The Tribulations We Face In Life
A pompous minister was seated next to a roughneck on a flight to North Dakota.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The roughneck asked for a whiskey with a beer chaser, which was brought and placed on his tray.
The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would also like a drink he replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore, than let liquor touch my lips."
After hearing this the roughneck blinked a couple of times then handed his drinks back to the flight attendant and said, "I didn't know we had a choice."
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