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Hanxter · 09-16-2003, 05:57 AM

A pompous minister was seated next to a roughneck on a flight to North Dakota.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The roughneck asked for a whiskey with a beer chaser, which was brought and placed on his tray.

The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would also like a drink he replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore, than let liquor touch my lips."

After hearing this the roughneck blinked a couple of times then handed his drinks back to the flight attendant and said, "I didn't know we had a choice."

Midlandmadman · 09-16-2003, 10:01 AM

I liked it!!! hahaha

09-16-2003, 05:57 AM	#1 (permalink)
Hanxter The Griffin	The Tribulations We Face In Life A pompous minister was seated next to a roughneck on a flight to North Dakota. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The roughneck asked for a whiskey with a beer chaser, which was brought and placed on his tray. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would also like a drink he replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore, than let liquor touch my lips." After hearing this the roughneck blinked a couple of times then handed his drinks back to the flight attendant and said, "I didn't know we had a choice."

09-16-2003, 10:01 AM	#2 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	I liked it!!! hahaha __________________ Its good to be back.