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I don't talk. I punch.
That said, I am a witty fella and I reckon I can give you a couple of tips, if you're not the punching type.
Basically, a good line is never universal. It always related to what the other person has done or said. Try to look for minor flaws, and make them bigger and funnier.
Suppose, I was arguing with weasel2112 (the second poster in this thread). As he claims in his post, he would say to me:
"Next time you open your mouth I will shove this size 11 so far up your ass you'll be pissing wax and shitting leather for a month."
Now, you should do some quick thinking. First thing you notice is that this guy said he'd take part in a homosexual act. He's covering this fact, by saying you'll be hurt by him. But don't let it go away that easily.
Reply with:
"Contrary to popular belief, the giver is as much a faggot as the receiver. Personally, I'm repulsed by your offer."
Then leave.
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