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A Penn state dropout, a Texas dropout, and an Auburn dropout are all stationed together in WW2 (got drafted because they dropped out), and were out on a mission when an entire platoon of Nazi's spotted them, so they ran. A lot. They ran through a wide open field of tall wheat, hiding themselves from the bullets as best as they can, when they run into a barn. In the barn are three sacks, and they each jump into one.
The Nazi's get there and decide to check out the barn before looking for them elsewhere, when they spot the sacks. Nazi commander points to the sack with the Texas dropout and orders a grunt to poke at it, and when he does the Texas dropout goes "BARK BARK!" And the Nazi commander says, "Ahhh, das is dog."
Points to the sack with the Penn dropout, grunt pokes it and the Penn dropout goes "Meow! Meow!" Nazi commander says, "Ahhh, das is cat."
Points to the sack with the Auburn drop out. The grunt pokes it and the Auburn dropout goes "POTATOES! POTATOES!"
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