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warrrreagl · 09-15-2003, 11:39 AM

As an alumnus of Auburn University, I'd like to offer my alma mater as the Ethnic Joke Purification Center. Let me explain. No, there's not enough time. Let me sum up.

I promise that if you take any ethnic joke and re-tell it as an Auburn joke, it will make perfect sense, and might even be funnier. And it's always fun to try and figure out what the original ethnic joke might have been.

Here goes:

Three guys are condemned to death by guillotine; a Texas fan, a Penn State fan, and an Auburn fan. As they are led to the gallows, the executioner explains that each one of them may make one final statement before being beheaded.

The Texas fan stands up and yells, "Hook 'em, Horns!" However, when the blade falls, it miraculously stops only 6 inches from his neck, and he is spared.

Next, the Penn State fan stands up and yells, "We are Penn State!" However, once again the blade miraculously stops only 6 inches from his neck, and he is spared, too.

When the Auburn man steps up, the executioner asks him if he has anything to say. The Auburn man says, "Yeah, you've got a bad knot in that chain up there."

09-15-2003, 11:39 AM	#1 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	Ethnic jokes as Auburn jokes As an alumnus of Auburn University, I'd like to offer my alma mater as the Ethnic Joke Purification Center. Let me explain. No, there's not enough time. Let me sum up. I promise that if you take any ethnic joke and re-tell it as an Auburn joke, it will make perfect sense, and might even be funnier. And it's always fun to try and figure out what the original ethnic joke might have been. Here goes: Three guys are condemned to death by guillotine; a Texas fan, a Penn State fan, and an Auburn fan. As they are led to the gallows, the executioner explains that each one of them may make one final statement before being beheaded. The Texas fan stands up and yells, "Hook 'em, Horns!" However, when the blade falls, it miraculously stops only 6 inches from his neck, and he is spared. Next, the Penn State fan stands up and yells, "We are Penn State!" However, once again the blade miraculously stops only 6 inches from his neck, and he is spared, too. When the Auburn man steps up, the executioner asks him if he has anything to say. The Auburn man says, "Yeah, you've got a bad knot in that chain up there." __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed.