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This is my specialty... crazy fish hooks of death. Once I stuck my hand in the ocean and pulled out Leviathan himself. Serious fish hooks...
The secrect is watermelons. Young watermelons. Exactly three weeks old. Not three weeks from when you bought them, but three weeks from when they first show on the vine. You need to dip your hand into a bucket of cold tomato juice and then make a swiping motion with your hooked fingers into the flesh.
Err... what the heck are you talking about?
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