|
Gentleman please,
Let us not rashly blame the tomatoes. They are innocent bystanders in this crime that has been committed upon citizen Clydestinkybeef's person. Perhaps it was a cruel joke or an act of vindictive rage. Maybe the additional tomatoes are an ill omen, a nefarious portent of events to come. Regardless of the tomatoes’ provenance, someone in the corporate infrastructure of Pizza Hut owes Clydestinkybeef some pizza meat.
Good luck collecting,
-GH
|