clydestinkybeef

My heavily over priced Pizza Hut pizza arrives at my door, steaming, and the smell tantalizes my nose. I eagerly snatch the pizza and throw the delivery boy his money without a second thought and plop it down on my kitchen table. As I open my seemingly pristine and perfect Meat Lovers pizza, I see that they have generously taken the effort to put tomato chunks on my Meat Lovers pizza. Well from one pizza lover to some pizza face cook, you are a son of a bitch.

Hungerly I wait
The pizza quite defiled
Fuck you Pizza Hut.

Fly

fuckin' tomatoes eh.....i hate 'em.........

nasty fuckin' fruit that is....i mean for christ's sake.....fruit is sweet and...you know...

fuckin' tomatoes....

i fell your pain,especially on a freakin' meat lover's.

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Giant Hamburger

Gentleman please,

Let us not rashly blame the tomatoes. They are innocent bystanders in this crime that has been committed upon citizen Clydestinkybeef's person. Perhaps it was a cruel joke or an act of vindictive rage. Maybe the additional tomatoes are an ill omen, a nefarious portent of events to come. Regardless of the tomatoes’ provenance, someone in the corporate infrastructure of Pizza Hut owes Clydestinkybeef some pizza meat.
Good luck collecting,
-GH

vermin

Nonsense, GH. Tomatoes are always to blame. They are a scourge on our nation. They and their "pushers" will burn in the hottest fires of hell. What we really need is a Final Solution to the tomato problem.

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SkanK0r

I blame you, for eating something as nasty as Pizza Hut. You get what you deserve.

Stare At The Sun

^lol, o so true

crfpilot

Yeah, Dominos delivers.

Fremen

Hail tomato bashers,

Without this glorious fruit you so thoroughly bash, we would not have the elixir of life that is known as, "Ketchup" or tosome, "Catsup".
You can only put so much mayonnaise on your pommes frites before you get sick.

I understand about the meat on the pizza, though.
One of my beefs (pardon the pun) is that they don't put enough pepperoni on the pies without you having to pay for extra ones. (cheese, too)

Oh yes, the Domino delivers line.

Not to the next town they don't.

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ssander9

You need this:

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cowlick

I second that condemnation. The quality of pizza from these mass market chain houses is the worst. When I lived in Manhattan, we had a place on the corner we called 'Crappy Pizza'. It was 50 times better than Pizza Hut or Pappa Johns or Dominos.

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Holo

Pizza hut is what you send to your enemies...It's a slow process but it is legal murder.

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Giant Hamburger

Hail Hateful Fruitist!

You are obviously not Italian. You just go on eating your green bean casserole and mayonnaise sandwiches whilst hating anything that isn't pure and doesn't taste like salt. When your sheets come back from the Chinese cleaners I will look out my window for the burning "V" that is inevitable. That is, unless you are referring to Africanized Killer Tomatoes, then I totally agree. Those dudes are frightening. Did you see the movie?
-GH

bundy

pizza hut is largely unsuccessful these days down under.
it has been pushed into submission by larger, nastier coorporations.

but guys, don´t hate the tomato. its not to blame here.

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bernadette

heh. i love tomatoes.

pizza rut & domiblows however suck donkey balls.

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Conclamo Ludus

tomatoes ruined my life...

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Esoteric

I hate tomatoes..

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Force 10

Tomatoes kick ass... muah ha ha ha ha!!!!!

grumpyolddude

Verily! Find a nice, small, neighborhood pizzaria and make it your first call. At home, it's Sila's, at work it's Sammy's. Get to know 'em, let them know you... you will always get a great pie the way you like it!

BTW: tomatoes are great for the health of your prostate! Eat lot's n lot's of 'em. Just a little salt and a lot of fresh black pepper!

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Munku

YOU HATE TOMATOE CHUNKS TOO!!?!?! IM NOT ALONE WOOT At my old high school they had nice pizza, except it was loaded with tomatoe chunks which totally ruined it.

Midnight_Son

Pizza hut rocks, all be damned who think otherwise.
Ok, YOUR pizza hut might suck…but my local shop
Has always brought me perfectly cooked pies…..
With no tomato chucks of any kind.

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iamjero

I am here to stand up for the mighty tomatoe!!!! What has a tomatoe ever done to yall? Like someone previously said how would we make ketchup, and dont yall think the lettuce on your hamburger would get lonely?

I have to admit that Pizza Hut sucks, but it aint the tomatoes fault.

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Robblee

Lets burn that place down!!!

Stiltzkin

I would like to be the first to state that Pizza Hut rules. It is the supreme god of all pizza. If you do not agree, it is only a regional problem. Where I live, there is no equal to it. Deep dish pizza from Pizza Hut is the ambrosia of pizza, suitable only to the gods of yore.

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a1t3r3g0

I agree.. around here Pizza Hut is really good.. Dominos sucks... however we've got this one place called Leonardos that is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good!!! Oh and there's this local place called Gumby's that makes kick ass cheap pizza, too!

bundy

thanks, i love those terms.
do you mind if i use them?

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bernadette

hahaha

not at all, dear bundy. embrace those terms of disendearment. if you wish.

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