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Meat means Meat you son of a bitch
My heavily over priced Pizza Hut pizza arrives at my door, steaming, and the smell tantalizes my nose. I eagerly snatch the pizza and throw the delivery boy his money without a second thought and plop it down on my kitchen table. As I open my seemingly pristine and perfect Meat Lovers pizza, I see that they have generously taken the effort to put tomato chunks on my Meat Lovers pizza. Well from one pizza lover to some pizza face cook, you are a son of a bitch.
Hungerly I wait
The pizza quite defiled
Fuck you Pizza Hut.
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