A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach shore contemplating how badly she got screwed in her divorce settlement, when she spies a magic lamp washed up on the shore.
She rubs the lamp and out pops a magical genie.
The genie notices her anger and lets her vent her troubles to him. As a consolation the genie informs her that he will give her three wishes. But, because he does not believe in divorce, he will give her ex-husband ten times the quantity of whatever she wishes for.
The woman is steaming mad, thinking that this is hardly fair, but she makes her first wish. The first wish is for a billion dollars. The genie grants her wish and she finds herself sitting on a pile on one billion one-dollar bills. The genie then reminds her that her husband is now the recipient of 10 billion dollars.
The woman can barely contain her anger when she makes her second wish. The second wish is for a beautiful mansion on the shore of her own private beach. It is instantly granted, but then the genie reminds her that her ex-husband now owns ten of them, and points out at to a small development of ten such mansions.
Upon hearing this, the woman takes her time to contemplate her last wish. Just as the genie was about to give up on her, the women informs the genie that she wants to make her last wish.
“For my last wish, I’d like to give birth to twins.”
