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japzster · 09-12-2003, 10:38 PM

Thanks for the laughs guys, hope some of you get a laugh outta this

I used to work at the MCSS (military clothing sales store) on an army base. And I can never resist giving the enlisted a hard time. Anyway, one day I was putting out a case of Camo hats. So Im standing there with a shopping cart full of hats, next to a rack of hats, when a PFC and two of his buddies walks up and says to me "Where's your headgear?"
If that's not a blatant invitation to fu*k with someone.. I dont know what is. So I promptly pointed to the other end of the store and said "over there by the boots". About 5 or so minutes later, the guy comes back and informs me (gasp!) he cant find the headgear. I reply "oh.. they just did a reset...they moved it over there". This time one of his buddies catches what i got in my hand and stays as the PFC AGAIN goes on a 10 minute outing with no luck.
When he gets back his pal lets him know he's a dumbass and tells him where the hats are. PFC dumbass starts getting pissed. To which I reply in my cockiest asshole tone "Sir, It's camoflague, you're not supposed to see it"

True story, and if you've ever worked with military, you know it's true : )

09-12-2003, 10:38 PM	#31 (permalink)
japzster Upright	Thanks for the laughs guys, hope some of you get a laugh outta this I used to work at the MCSS (military clothing sales store) on an army base. And I can never resist giving the enlisted a hard time. Anyway, one day I was putting out a case of Camo hats. So Im standing there with a shopping cart full of hats, next to a rack of hats, when a PFC and two of his buddies walks up and says to me "Where's your headgear?" If that's not a blatant invitation to fu*k with someone.. I dont know what is. So I promptly pointed to the other end of the store and said "over there by the boots". About 5 or so minutes later, the guy comes back and informs me (gasp!) he cant find the headgear. I reply "oh.. they just did a reset...they moved it over there". This time one of his buddies catches what i got in my hand and stays as the PFC AGAIN goes on a 10 minute outing with no luck. When he gets back his pal lets him know he's a dumbass and tells him where the hats are. PFC dumbass starts getting pissed. To which I reply in my cockiest asshole tone "Sir, It's camoflague, you're not supposed to see it" True story, and if you've ever worked with military, you know it's true : )