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A man purchased a laptop from me. He called about a week later and said that it would no longer boot-up. I tried to troubleshoot with him about what went wrong but he said it wouldn't even start. I had him bring it in and I couldn't get it to work either. I was making preparations to remove the hard drive so I could put it into a new laptop for him. When I turned it over, I saw 16 nicely drilled holes in the bottom of the case. I asked him how this had happened and he said that it was getting hot sitting on his lap all the time, so he drilled some air holes in it. "Could that be the problem?" he asked.



Customer: "Do I hit 'F' and '8' at the same time?"



LIFE ON THE ETCH-A-SKETCH HELP DESK
a day in the life at the etch-a-sketch help desk...

1 Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen.
A: Pick it up and shake it.

2 Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

3 Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

4 Q: How do I create a New Document window?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

5 Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

6 Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

7 Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

8 Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: Don't shake it.

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