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Couldn’t resist resurrecting this thread …
What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A tick falls off of you when you die.
What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their neck in sand?
Not enough sand.
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A Doberman.
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?
One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pit bull?
Lipstick.
If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?
It might be your bicycle.
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