Kinda reminds me of the scene in the Replacements, when the receiver is super fast but can't catch a ball to save his life. The coach puts stick-em all over his hands (quite illegal in the game of football), and the receiver goes "Jesus, coach...I look like I just jacked off an elephant!"
Classic
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Alice, that dog has been licking his own asshole for three hours. I would venture to say that there is nothing there that requires more than an hour's attention. So I would suggest that whatever he's attempting to dislodge is either gone for good....or there to stay.
-The Long Kiss Goodnight_
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