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strife · 04-25-2003, 12:55 AM

What would you do if you came across an elephant in the forest????

Ya know, personally, I would would wipe him off and say you are sorry.

bongobong · 04-25-2003, 01:29 AM

Ha ha, good one, reminds me of that one

Q. What should you do if a elephant comes in your window?
A. Start Swimming

strife · 04-25-2003, 01:33 AM

HA! I love it. That made me laugh out loud and put a big grin on mah face

parafoil · 04-25-2003, 02:56 AM

I like it.................

ratbastid · 04-25-2003, 05:03 AM

Oh, man it's "come" jokes. A new low.

You know what the dentist said to his assistant?

You have the nicest teeth I've ever come across.

Peetster · 04-25-2003, 05:11 AM

LOL! It's like I'm back in the sixth grade!

Silverbrain · 04-25-2003, 05:57 AM

Thats a good one!!

Hycdubg · 04-25-2003, 06:58 AM

Kinda reminds me of the scene in the Replacements, when the receiver is super fast but can't catch a ball to save his life. The coach puts stick-em all over his hands (quite illegal in the game of football), and the receiver goes "Jesus, coach...I look like I just jacked off an elephant!"

Classic

warrrreagl · 04-25-2003, 08:15 AM

I posted this one on the old board, but I like it enough to repeat it:

Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in a can?
A: Because his wife's dead.

mykockle · 04-25-2003, 08:37 AM

hehe... ahh good old dick, fart and cum jokes

Destrox · 04-25-2003, 09:00 AM

lol immature humor will never die in my mind

MexicanOnABike · 04-25-2003, 10:06 AM

so lame... but so funy!

04-25-2003, 12:55 AM	#1 (permalink)
strife Insane Location: Chi-Town	What would you do..... What would you do if you came across an elephant in the forest???? Ya know, personally, I would would wipe him off and say you are sorry. __________________ You are what you love, not what loves you. strife

04-25-2003, 01:33 AM	#3 (permalink)
strife Insane Location: Chi-Town	HA! I love it. That made me laugh out loud and put a big grin on mah face __________________ You are what you love, not what loves you. strife

04-25-2003, 05:57 AM	#7 (permalink)
Silverbrain Addict Location: Nor Cal	Thats a good one!! __________________ Over Thinking, Over Analyzing Seperates the Body from the Mind - MJK

04-25-2003, 06:58 AM	#8 (permalink)
Hycdubg Insane Location: Up my ass	Kinda reminds me of the scene in the Replacements, when the receiver is super fast but can't catch a ball to save his life. The coach puts stick-em all over his hands (quite illegal in the game of football), and the receiver goes "Jesus, coach...I look like I just jacked off an elephant!" Classic __________________ Alice, that dog has been licking his own asshole for three hours. I would venture to say that there is nothing there that requires more than an hour's attention. So I would suggest that whatever he's attempting to dislodge is either gone for good....or there to stay. -The Long Kiss Goodnight_

04-25-2003, 08:15 AM	#9 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	I posted this one on the old board, but I like it enough to repeat it: Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in a can? A: Because his wife's dead. __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed.

04-25-2003, 01:29 AM	#2 (permalink)
bongobong Tilted	Ha ha, good one, reminds me of that one Q. What should you do if a elephant comes in your window? A. Start Swimming

04-25-2003, 02:56 AM	#4 (permalink)
parafoil Insane Location: Ohio	I like it.................

04-25-2003, 05:03 AM	#5 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	Oh, man it's "come" jokes. A new low. You know what the dentist said to his assistant? You have the nicest teeth I've ever come across.

04-25-2003, 05:11 AM	#6 (permalink)
Peetster Right Now Location: Home	LOL! It's like I'm back in the sixth grade!

04-25-2003, 08:37 AM	#10 (permalink)
mykockle Crazy Location: Denver CO	hehe... ahh good old dick, fart and cum jokes

04-25-2003, 09:00 AM	#11 (permalink)
Destrox Metal and Rock 4 Life Location: Phoenix	lol immature humor will never die in my mind __________________ You bore me.... next.

04-25-2003, 10:06 AM	#12 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	so lame... but so funy! __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-