Ok, I'll give in.
Basically, I'm playing in a National caliber baseball tournament at the end of this month. There are going to be tons of college and professional scouts there. I'm not looking to just becoming fatter, but leaner with more weight I guess. I'm about 5'11, so if I got to a strong 170, that would be ideal. I will be incorperating weight lifting with the food consumption, so hopefully that will help too. Also, I think I'm going to head down to GNC and get myself one of those "Weight Gainer 2000" products.